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Tumble dryers use more electricity than Monty does re-animating himself every morning
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:07,
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I usually only use it for sheets and towels
as I have no washing line outside.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:09,
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3rd WORLD BRITAIN
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:11,
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I NO RITE?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:11,
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They use more electricity than your missus does vibing herself up, dreaming of me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:11,
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Poor timing perhaps Monty
Just call him a cunt like usual
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:15,
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Deliberately poor, yes.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:17,
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if only that extended to the other ways in which you are poor
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:18,
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I'm pretty sure Monty was aware of the likely outcome of spunking loads of cash on MDs and ultra-rare vinyl
He has deliberately traded financial solvency for the chance to tell great stories on the internet
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:23,
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your definition of great and mine differ wildly
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:24,
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Yours encompasses South Park, so yes it does
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:26,
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That's right - I did all for your entertainment.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:25,
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Pffft, git
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:26,
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yeah, but they get things dry
I am happy to exchange electricity for convenience.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:13,
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My little garden is all paved over
and the dog goes out there a lot. I don't want anything I wash to come back inside smelling of dogshit, so I am happy to use the tumble drier and a load of clothes airers.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:15,
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I do have a washing line
which I use when I can, but I pretty much always tumble dry underwear and such
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:17,
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freak.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:21,
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There are clothes on our washing line that have been there since Thursday last week
and there they will remain until we get a day upon which it doesn't fucking rain
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:21,
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by which time they will probably want washing again.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:23,
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They can fuck off if they expect that level of special treatment
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:23,
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Slattern.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:25,
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I'm going to avoid confessing that I'm not sure what that word means with a strikethrough which will thoroughly distract you
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+Tony
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:27,
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