Bellend
He should be more concerned with the "0 wickets" part. I say you take over and flood the team with more friends and family members.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 12:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Well exactly. He bowled really well, but just couldn't take any wickets.
Then the overweight, sluggish skipper came on lobbing his hand grenades, and took 3 wickets. This might also have contributed to the flounce I suppose.

Frankly I'm running out of GFs and family members to play. My daughter knocked me back last week - what more can I do?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 13 Jun 2011, 12:27, Reply)

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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 12:28, Reply)

I'm not sure how you managed to locate that picture
and I'm too scared to ask.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 13 Jun 2011, 12:33, Reply)

You're just going to have to do some more procreating, aren't you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Well obviously there's a bit of a 'lead time' associated with having children with the intention of breeding a cricket team
but the real killer is that I had the walnut whip years ago.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 13 Jun 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Definite lack of foresight there Rev
Surely you should have known that the day would come when you'd need to breed your own seam attack.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Of course it doesn't stop me launching my own semen attack
as my GF may discover tonight.

/bukkakelols

No seriously though, 2 sprogs is more than enough. Any more than that is sheer lunacy.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 13 Jun 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Saw a mate with last night who's got two kids, one 4 and the other 16 months
He said he wants more, and that "dealing with two kids is the same as dealing with one". As one of the proud Childless Men of B3ta, I'm ill-poised to suggest otherwise, but this sounded very much like total bullshit to me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 12:46, Reply)

He's not fooling anyone with that shit.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 13 Jun 2011, 12:47, Reply)

I call bullshit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Thought so
I don't know anyone amongst my IRL friends who hasn't been utterly destroyed during the first 6-12 months of having a newborn, so this attitude seemed most peculiar.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 12:51, Reply)