everyone hates you and you were adopted
from pikeys
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 18:53, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I sense a degree of negativity here
Verging on the hostile.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 18:56, Reply)

Dead jealous innit.

( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 18:59, Reply)

blousie
you know me. What do I have to be jealous about?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 18:59, Reply)

You haven't DONE IT with loads of different women like TD.

( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 19:05, Reply)

I'm afraid I haven't "done it" with many different women either

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 19:07, Reply)

Oh!

( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 19:08, Reply)

tbh it's still probably more than me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 19:09, Reply)

Latex Lucy doesn't count, right?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 19:13, Reply)

Pfft! I've probably done it with more women than both of you.














Only two really.
( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 19:16, Reply)

that's still more than them each
and the equal to them put together
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 19:25, Reply)

not quite
but it's not far off
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 19:25, Reply)

Could you express that in a quadrilateral equation?
Where x = TD's frankly moribund sex life and y = national average?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 19:28, Reply)

no but here's a simple equation
x +9 = y
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 19:31, Reply)

you are right, that is an equation

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 19:37, Reply)

You could, but the answer might be a bit "square"!!!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:06, Reply)

People not on secondment?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 19:08, Reply)

meh, two and a half weeks left
I can take it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 19:08, Reply)

in that case I have obviously underdone it
I hate you and am going to kill you and everyone you know
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 18:59, Reply)

OK
I'll tell you about everyone I know before you kill me - makes sense logistically.

Gas chamber? I expect they're a bugger to build and you'll need planning permission and stuff but it'd be the easiest way.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 19:04, Reply)

I intended to use my patented all over punching machine
I like the way you have tried to weasel out of it though, and have decided to spare you. For now.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 19:08, Reply)

I'm not trying to weasel out of anything
I'll quite humbly submit to genocide if you think it's the way forward. Have you got a nice glass of Kool-Aid for me?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 19:11, Reply)