My youngest granddaughter can eat five alarm curries
I swear that girl has an asbestos gullet. She also has no fear, as evidenced by her going down the black ski runs. I am led to believe that this is impressive.

Also, cinnamon is evil. That is all.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

how the fuck have you got a granddaughter
Let alone one who can eat hot curries? aren't you, like, 30 or something?

Kids are excellent on steep ski runs. lack of fear, light weight and low centre of gravity. It's rather galling watching six year olds ski down anything without pausing for breath
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:05, Reply)

She's 14 on Saturday
and I have managed to acquire two granddaughters by marrying an old man.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:07, Reply)

ah, right, so not biological, then.
Phew. as you were.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:08, Reply)

I do have a cousin who was a proper garndmother at 34 though.
She's from Scunthorpe, which I think says everything we need to know about that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:09, Reply)

indeed
although it doesn't tell me any more about Scunthorpe than I already knew, sadly.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:11, Reply)