The last time I saw mr b3th try to dance
he fell arse over tit and broke an antique torchière. I think this adequately demonstrates his level of dancing skills. And yet he manages to be punching so far above his weight he must be on steroids.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:22, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

This is true
There should be a shrine to him somewhere for the likes of me to worship at
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:27, Reply)

I am choosing to assume
that "an antigue torchiere" is a euphamism for something.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Is torchière a fancy word for arsebone?
It's funny because your husband is very old.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:29, Reply)

I have no idea why,
but at about 6am this morning I was suddenly struck by the idea that "GOSH" in your sig stands for Great Ormond Street Hospital, then I went back to sleep
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:33, Reply)

...to dream about making sweet, sweet love to Wookie.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Many do. Dream, I mean.
*weeps*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:55, Reply)