Well,
I make friends easy , me.
You name it, Nerd, Chav, Greeibo, EMO, Pikey, Slut, I've befriended it.
(888777555, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:50, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I just prefer the term "people".

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Don't you think, people?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Don't you mean "People"?

( Kroney, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Though apparently not when somebody capitalizes the letter "p"
(888777555, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Or misses out on a full stop.
Besides, People sounds too much like "We, the People". It makes it sound like some sort of declaration of independence or something.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Nowt wrong with that:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUZE9k0rcbs
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:57, Reply)

He'll call you comrade next
having decided that between now and yesterday he's actually a socialist
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:57, Reply)

God forbid.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Really?
I don't think that aspect of your personality is coming across well on here.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:51, Reply)

It's not about quantity, it's about quality.

( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Now it is
In the last 2 years or so, i haven't seen most of these people, I've got my social life down to a nice nucleus of about 50 or 60 real good friends in my school year.
(888777555, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:54, Reply)

50 or 60 real good friends?
Hahahahahahahaha!
( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:56, Reply)

But they all read his status updates so they must be proper friends.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:59, Reply)

It's still hardly thousands
and they're not your friends if you've divided them up with labels. Also it's not really computing with 'all walks of life' or indeed all points of the intelligence spectrum. What you're saying is, you know a bunch of other sixteen year olds
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Hey, aren't you the nice one?

(888777555, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Hey, aren't you the stupid cunt?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Looks like it
he thinks I'm nice for some reason
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:01, Reply)