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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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well, it was longer than the palm of his hand, so...

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:57, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Did he have Beadle hands?

(Impunity, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:01, Reply)
hulk smash hands

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:02, Reply)
Goodness me.
Y'know what they say about men with big hands...
(Impunity, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:08, Reply)
Gloves are an utter cunt to find, sure enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:09, Reply)
And they can absolutely demolish a sphincter.

(Impunity, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:11, Reply)
I don't like fingers in my trash can.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:12, Reply)
*Nudge nudge, say no more*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:13, Reply)
You'd have to ask Darth about that.
Have you met Darth? He's our resident Clapham Common public toilet reviewer.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:13, Reply)
We haven't met, but his reputation precedes him.
I heard he's a massive bender.
(Impunity, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:14, Reply)
An utter bender
And a major quender.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:15, Reply)
He'll deny it an stuff, what with having an attractive woman on his arm
but I'll just say "Elton John, mid 1980's" and we'll say no more about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:16, Reply)
She's not that fit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:17, Reply)
she looks like she's 12

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:19, Reply)
So...pederasty as well as quenderism...
Quite a combination.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:22, Reply)
It's worked for the Catholics.

(Impunity, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:23, Reply)
Don't be mean.
She's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:23, Reply)
*taps nose and points*

(Impunity, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:22, Reply)

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