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Don't tell me. Another thread deletion?
FFS.
How is everyone's Wednesday shaping up?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:36,
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latest was 15 years ago)
Can I be the new new guy?My exams finish tomorrow, which I'm glad about.
PS fuck off I'm not bert.
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Join in dude.Just don't question my working class credentials or I'll go all freefair on yo ass.
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Tell him to shit the fuck off.That always works on noobs.
Except (s)he's not a noob, and definitely not bert from what I can make out by the profile.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:41,
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Aren't we all, Gary?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:43,
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Aren't we all, Gary?I mean, you're marrying a Scottishman and stuff.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:45,
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No not you.You're probably the fat fella from over the road.
THAT TOWEL DOES NOT COVER YOU ENOUGH.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:46,
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I have a feeling that they're ALL PistonbrokeJust a hunch, like.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:46,
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You think?Why would Piston/ Jimbob do that? Unless it's for new comedy material for his standup sets.
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fairly certainThat "The Luggage" is pistonbroke.
I posted that, and immediately the whole lot disappeared.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:51,
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Piston is weightedcompanioncube?Are you sure? Then who is freefair?
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I've been right beforeI've kept quiet about it and passed them to Roota.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:54,
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I am Sapphire to your SteeleOr whichever way round it was.
And Cagney and Lacey.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:58,
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If you wantI was also very wrong once and still feel bad about it, so I'm not a shit-hot assistant 'tec really.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:00,
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No, it was Raymondluxuryyacht under a new nameI thought it was Batshit.
Raymond was/is a badly fucked up in the head guy, but in a good way and really we picked on him a bit that night.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:08,
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Oh that.Meh, he was a cunt to dj, who's sound. It's me who's
a cunt.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:10,
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Still feel bad thoughI think his last incarnation was Alfonso Bongo.
But this isn't social services.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:23,
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I'm not sure what is worse.Being accused of being an inbred jug-eared sister fucker, or being Piston.
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Being Piston.Pop up pirate and that.
Did you ever see his standup?
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I'm not pistonbroke, thankyouverymuch.The post deleting was thanks to FreeFair.
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Yup.There was something that didn't smell right about him when he was posting, but I decided to ride it out and see what happened.
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I just think he's a kid.An idiotic kid at that. When I was his age, I was halfway through my A Levels, smoking massive amounts of weed and listening to Sisters of Mercy, Tricky, Joy Division, Goldie and Pantera.
And I understood basic facts about politics and democracy.
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When I was his age, The Matrix was out.God that makes me feel old.
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The sequels certainly are.The original is an OK film if you can leave your brain in a jar at the cinema foyer.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:35,
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I was sixteen.I didn't really give a shit about important things like plot, or character development. It had explosions and (for the time) mind-bending special effects. Now it just looks really, really dated.
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No, the original is fucking shit.It's for 'edgy' cyber 'goths' who want to show their 'intellectualism' by loving a ropy, poorly plotted special effects laden moron film.
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The first time I saw it at the cinemaI thought it was terrible. In the light of the sequels it's like Citizen Kane / Apocalypse Now / the Godfather / Debbie Does Dallas *insert classic movie of choice*
I have not watched any of these films, btw
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:41,
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When I was his age, it was almost 5 years ago...ARGH OH GOD
Actually, when I was at his point academically, it was 4 years ago. But still.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:32,
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I'm going to see the Sisters again in Novemberat Camden Roundhouse, with Clendrix.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:34,
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HmmmmRemember when there were loads of Neils in that Young Ones episode...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:47,
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"Hello Neil""Hello Neil".
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:04,
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Last night was the first time I ever used the phrase 'shit the fuck off'.I have of course ordered people to 'shit off' before, but last night was the debut of the combi swear version.
I hope you liked it.
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It got a round of applause from me.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:48,
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Alright Lord Hoity-ToityDid your butler type that out for you?
But on a serious note, are you all going to lambast me for being young, or do I have to be a spacker as well?
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You're on hereand therefore a spacker by association. We have endless fun trying to eat ice cream and clapping our hands together. Sometimes at the same time.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:43,
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Once I did manage to run my own foot over whilst cycling.Well, setting off anyway. I'm still not entirely sure how that happened.
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There is a trick called a fingerflip.Is that what you were attempting?
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Nope.Dunno what it's called. Stepped off, using frontside hand to lift, then 180d and jumped back on.
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An impossible, maybe.It was X and forward on Tony Hawk's Pro Skater anyway.
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No.An impossible is where you pop and then use the back foot to wrap the skateboard around your ankle, griptape side to the inside.
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I once stabbed my own cock whilst barbecuing in the nuddy.Now the missus writes "your cock" on my penis, and "not your cock" on the sausages.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:47,
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Spazzy fingers, probably.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:41,
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I have no idea what's going on anymore.Who was that masked man of many names anyway?
Wednesday = bolognese, so it's all good.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:39,
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Food sounds good.I'm feeling a bit hungry, but can't be arsed making anything. I don't even have any bread. *sadfaces*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:42,
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I have wine....Yay!DHL are cunts and didn't deliver the parcel from M&S that they say they did.
I got an awesome prezzie today from Tourettes and DG. Chocolate buttons ftw, (as well as other lovely gifts).
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girlinthehole, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:42,
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I didn't see any of them on account of it all being wrapped up and stuff.So as far as I'm concerned, we could have sent you a mouldy herring but as long as you liked it...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:44,
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Hehe!Don't give tourettes any ideas for her box of crap.
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girlinthehole, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:45,
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Most courier companies are cunts.I had DHL booked the other week to pick up a parcel from me. They said they would arrive some time between 7am and 7pm. Well, that narrowed it down a bunch. Thanks, DHL, you spacky tossers.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:45,
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Sorry about that pathetic little disapointment to his parents....back to the flirting.I never got to see if you're loyally engaged.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:45,
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awright ar kid.How's things in your gaff?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:47,
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I've been a bit not well, but now we have ANSWERS and I'll be getting fixed soon, hopefully.Yourself?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:49,
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Get in!Answers are good. As long as they have answers they can work out SOLUTIONS. Unless you have the bad AIDS.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:51,
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Nope, it's not the bad AIDS.Much harder to pronounce.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:53,
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Oh I've always had that.I've learnt to live with it though.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:57,
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Can you tell me how?I'm a lifelong sufferer.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:58,
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Get something else with a long name and make people feel guilty with it(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:59,
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I've got a few conditions.including an -osis and an -itis...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:01,
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onanism isn't really a medical condition, Roota.Also, I took a chunk out of my thumb the other day and it's gone septic. It hurts like a motherfucker.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:07,
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NoThe bit I took a chunk out of is hard and horrible, and all round it is red and inflamed. Hope no-one's eating their tea...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:11,
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Back off, if she's having a sorrid affair with anyone, I'm first in.... wait a sec, I'm just going to throw this idea out there....threesome?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:49,
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Do not push me, Gonz.You do not want to Go There.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:52,
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Yeah', that was silly, maybe you're right, it would be best if it's just the two of us.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:57,
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Oh don't worry hawt-stuff, you'll get your pauly-wally-pudding-and-pie-(kiss the girls and made them cry).Don't worry, I never flirt with people who I have a chance with, I'm embarassingly shy in real life.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:07,
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that fucking cunt baghe's got to be a top troller or something
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:46,
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No one can seriously think just changing your username will cover your tracks.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:52,
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I knoooowHe created a new name and said "ooh this is my first post lol".
I knew it was him as he has a nice usernumber.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:59,
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I quite like mine.Nice numbers, nice pattern.
Ooh, plumdozer's is nice.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:04,
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I love mine31418.
Total coincidence but it's a number that means a lot to me. Table 29.
No, leave it at that....
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:12,
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That's a lovely number.I obviously like wxyxz configurations.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:14,
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It's also an old numberAnd I once had a four digit number.
Rather dates me - anyone lower than 31418?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:27,
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Top Trumps low numbersBeats mine.
How low can you go?
EDIT - Been stalking - Kristine is 16xxx
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:32,
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Death row? What a brother know.Once again back is the incredible, rhyme animal, the incredible D.
Public enemy number one, five o says 'freeze!' and I got numb.
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54-46 was my numberTop marks to whoever got that.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:38,
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Unless you are a 16 year old boy, testing out a web forum he's just found and is unaware that even if you change your name, it will still show up purple to people who have clicked on your old one.Just a theory.
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Just passing the time in the gap between my GCSE's (finished on Monday) and my long holiday, which starts tomorrow.
It's an extremely humdrum time.
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you should try this awesome forumtinyurl.com/bjudsd
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:59,
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You couldn't have made it more obvious.That shit is on b3ta's Wiki page.
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It should say "fuck off if you're shit and annoying"(
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Go forth and edit!(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:08,
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Back to claiming GCSEs, I see.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:59,
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Since one thread ago when you claimed you went to Exeter and were 21.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:01,
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You're irritating. That's what.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:03,
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1. Don't delete threads.2. Why the fuck should I care?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:05,
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Erm...Just because I don't want to leave a thread I've created in what I consider an unsatisfactory or disappointing state.
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But a thread is an open discussion.It's not for you to decide if it's unsatisfactory or disappointing.
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I suppose so.I just want to remove the most obvious traces of my online presence that future people can hate me for.
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Who gives a fuck about what future people think of your online presence?Nobody gives a shit about your current online presence.
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I'm not asking for attention or anything, no more than any other poster.(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:43, Reply)
You were seeking attention yesterday through the medium of bellending.(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:44, Reply)
Fair enough to say that.But I will stop right now and I just want to pretend it didn't happen and say no more about it.
I want to just be able to have a talk normally and contribute normal posts towards the community, as a standard member would.
I'm looking for a fresh start, an honest start.
I'm sorry If I offended anybody yesterday.
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Shag your half sister?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:05,
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Stop deleting threads you gimp Oh the irony
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:14,
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I'm sorry, I meant buy her flowers.WHAT AM I LIKE, EH?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:06,
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Must be some sort of Freudian slit.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:08,
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Only if she's wearing her brownie uniform.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:09,
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oh boy, oh boythe super hot delivery boy came in just now
I totally anticipated his delivery and I did my hair this morning so as to not look like the typical garage worker girl with my hair back in a ponytail.
And then my boss came in and was all "This is Kristine, she's a bitch LOL" and I was all D:
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:52,
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well, it was longer than the palm of his hand, so...(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:57,
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Gloves are an utter cunt to find, sure enough.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:09,
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*Nudge nudge, say no more*(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:13,
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You'd have to ask Darth about that.Have you met Darth? He's our resident Clapham Common public toilet reviewer.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:13,
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We haven't met, but his reputation precedes him.I heard he's a massive bender.
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He'll deny it an stuff, what with having an attractive woman on his armbut I'll just say "Elton John, mid 1980's" and we'll say no more about it.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:16,
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Did you sayThat's QUEEN Bitch to you, peon!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:55,
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I was so shocked I didn't know what to do. I almost said "And you're an asshole" but you know that would'nt have went down so well(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:57,
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What chompy said.How could this place be improved. Me fucking off earns you minus points
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:13,
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Not yet get dates next week(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:17,
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I know but the reveal is inevitableGood day?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:16,
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It's been alright like.Glad to be home and not have to go to work tonight.
Just neeeed to go and do the dishes.
You?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:18,
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Gym, swimming, essayWatching Paul now, bit shit. Any clues on identity?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:20,
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He's a liitle alien that Simon Pegg and Nick Frost find somewhere.I dunno. I haven't seen it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:27,
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