I just don't see the attraction.
She's like a whale, right? A whale that's been smeared with cow shit, dipped in breadcrumbs, smeared with whale paste, dipped in breadcrumbs, smeared with Nutella, dipped in breadcrumbs, smeared with sherbert, dipped in chilli flakes and deep-fried until golden brown, served on a bed of spring greens with a chilled sancerre.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:27, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Cut back on the meds hon!

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:27, Reply)

Tasty tasty citalopram OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:29, Reply)

Lovely with chips.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:30, Reply)

I'm hungry now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:29, Reply)

I wonder what whale crackling's like?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:29, Reply)

I am wondering that too, now.
I always used to get food envy during the title sequence of The Flintstones when they're at the drive-in.

Then thoughts of a RED-HOT THREESOME with Wilma and Betty Rubble would distract me and the idea of food was soon forgotten.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:32, Reply)

I'd go with Betty, but I'd be thinking of Wilma.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:32, Reply)

I'd do the pair of them in a marathon session. Anal, watersports - the fucking lot.


But secretly I'd be wishing one of them was the darkie from Captain Caveman.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:34, Reply)

Hahaha

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:35, Reply)

*ducks*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:35, Reply)

I reckon it slipped him by.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:36, Reply)

Looks like you got away with it alright
He must be slipping in his old age
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:37, Reply)

I'm slipping, alright.
SLIPPING IN ALL THE FLUIDS FROM MY CARTOON SEXATHON.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:38, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post353216
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:40, Reply)

Monty-baiting sure isn't what it used to be.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:39, Reply)

I'm too knackered to care.
What was your error?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:42, Reply)

No error dear boy, just a quote from something that normally has you seething with boundless dribbling rage.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:45, Reply)

It has indeed passed me by.
Is it from 'film'? I'm 'really into film'. Last night me and the other guys in my CRAZY GANG from halls played the 'Withnail' drinking game!!!! We were SO DRUNK, right, that Toby threw some loo rolls out of the window!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:50, Reply)

Sounds kerayzee to me.
I watched The Terminal last night. I don't know much about 'film' but I know what I like, and I like The Terminal.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:51, Reply)

she is a hot piece of ass.
Great body and very sexy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:30, Reply)

TASTY WHALE

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:32, Reply)

WATCH OUT THE JAPANESE DON'T HUNT HER!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:32, Reply)