Still, not as easy if you can't see
And for all you know, you could end up fucking the eye socket. It'd still be moist, and with a micropenis like yours, you'd never even touch the skull.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:50, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Any hole mate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:51, Reply)

Especially if its moist and slightly suppurating.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:53, Reply)

That's what she said!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Said the pathologist to the coroner.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:54, Reply)

You fucked a talking corpse?
I think you'll find that was an OAP mate. Your standards are slipping.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:55, Reply)

Well, if I can't fuck your missus, your mother will have to do.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:56, Reply)

My missus would rip your cock off and beat you to death with it, after first injecting it with growth hormones to make it into a suitably sizeable cosh
Ditto my Mum, probably.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:00, Reply)

A 15 inch black cosh?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Well, I certainly like it rough.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:01, Reply)

That's not what I heard
I have it on excellent authority that you cry when you cum
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:03, Reply)

wahay skull buggery ahoy

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:49, Reply)