You fucking bastard
Now I have to text the missus and advise her of the same. She is not going to be impressed with you, sunshine.

We introduced her sister to The Game a few years ago. She is the single most competitive person I have ever met. She absolutely could not deal with the concept of a game that you can't win. I honestly thought her brain was going to prolapse out of her nose.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:38, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I get the feeling I haven't done the right thing here.
Bugger.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:40, Reply)

You can expect a torrent of tall blonde dancing abuse (worst of all the abuses)

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Why not mentally file it under "bloody pointless" and ignore it?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:43, Reply)

I WOULD IF I COULD
In all seriousness, it's a running joke between us and several friends, you'll have to take my word for it that it can be a giggle. When stoned.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Everything is essentially bloody pointless
seeing as you and everyone you know and love will die and one day the sun will supernova taking out the entire solar system

But hey ho we do these things because they're fun.
( Peej, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:47, Reply)

You can stop worrying about your wife then and come down the pub

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:54, Reply)

That's a rather bleak outlook on life.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:02, Reply)

He's married.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:02, Reply)

That explains a lot.
I'm far happier single than I ever was in a relationship.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:04, Reply)