Psh, I objectify women all the time. They love it. If they don't they're lesbians.
I'd love a bit of objectification, me. To this end, I'm making some CHANGES. I'm getting fit and I'm going to get me some pecs and some abs. And then I'm going to do lots of pointing at stuff over THERE whilst wearing speedos.

This world's too deep and meaningful, I'm going to shallow it the fuck up and dumb it the fuck down.
( Kroney, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:02, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

With some frozen logs?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Fucken A.
That's what we need. More vacuity.

You go boyfriend.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:06, Reply)

YEAH
*fist bumps*
( Kroney, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Give yourself a year
just to manage your expectations
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Apey's right for once
Shifting that last bit of gut and building muscle there takes a lot longer than you'd like to think
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:19, Reply)

I'm not actually all that bad, really.
I've let myself go these last few years, that's all. Working out to the Rocky theme and Eye of the Tiger three times a week, so I'm going to be a vacuous muscle head in no time!
( Kroney, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Good man
I maintain that Rocky 3 is one of the most unintentionally homoerotic films ever made. And I know whereof I speak.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:28, Reply)