Breasts
I like breasts.

Honest answer: I'm a sucker for a nice pair of eyes.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:34, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Tourette's has the most amazing sparkly eyes, I find myself staring at them and have to force myself to look away, like an awesome hypnotoad.
Often they're cross-eyed due to cider, but still.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:37, Reply)

I had another 2 pints of death cider the other night, after 2 Amstel.
Why do I keep doing this to myself?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Because you're an alcoholic spastic with as much charm as a monitor lizard with chlamydia and cholera.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:41, Reply)

And I learned it all from you!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:42, Reply)

*wink face*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:43, Reply)

She's so swell, DG sure is one hellova lucky guy to catch a dreamboat like that.
Oh gee oh gosh oh my, sometimes I like to imagine what it would be like to be their next door neighbour... I'd get home from work and be all like "Hay, hollyoaks has finished, I wonder what DG and Tourettes are up too?" and then I'd walk around, down their side gate and double-tap on the window that leads into the kitchen. "Oh man, they've got the clothes washing on, maybe they could make me a cup of tea and share some cake... they didn't hear me" And I'd open the door to the kitchen to find her sitting on top of the washing machine on a symbian while he watches sipping some whisky, completely naked, and completely obliviious. "Oh gonz, didn't see you there..." he would say "... do come in, excuse my nakedness, my clothes are in the wash" and then we'd share some victoria sponge.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I'd like a book of these fantasies next to my toilet.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:44, Reply)