RIGHT enough of that adblock-inducing cunt and whatever you're gassing about in that other thread, I want to talk seriously for a moment.
So in Brussels they make all these big decisions and define subsidies and choose who gets what and what laws make sense for the better good of the union, right? And we elect these fair folk to their posts and they go to the EU and represent us in the best possible way, right? Yeah, lol jk, what's your favourite feature of the opposite sex?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:31, 93 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Their love of my boobs.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Breasts
I like breasts.

Honest answer: I'm a sucker for a nice pair of eyes.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Tourette's has the most amazing sparkly eyes, I find myself staring at them and have to force myself to look away, like an awesome hypnotoad.
Often they're cross-eyed due to cider, but still.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:37, Reply)

I had another 2 pints of death cider the other night, after 2 Amstel.
Why do I keep doing this to myself?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Because you're an alcoholic spastic with as much charm as a monitor lizard with chlamydia and cholera.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:41, Reply)

And I learned it all from you!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:42, Reply)

*wink face*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:43, Reply)

She's so swell, DG sure is one hellova lucky guy to catch a dreamboat like that.
Oh gee oh gosh oh my, sometimes I like to imagine what it would be like to be their next door neighbour... I'd get home from work and be all like "Hay, hollyoaks has finished, I wonder what DG and Tourettes are up too?" and then I'd walk around, down their side gate and double-tap on the window that leads into the kitchen. "Oh man, they've got the clothes washing on, maybe they could make me a cup of tea and share some cake... they didn't hear me" And I'd open the door to the kitchen to find her sitting on top of the washing machine on a symbian while he watches sipping some whisky, completely naked, and completely obliviious. "Oh gonz, didn't see you there..." he would say "... do come in, excuse my nakedness, my clothes are in the wash" and then we'd share some victoria sponge.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I'd like a book of these fantasies next to my toilet.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:44, Reply)

I would have to say the cunt.
Japanese scientists have now created a camera with such an immense shutter speed that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth closed.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Hahaha!
CLICKETYCLICK!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:39, Reply)

You charmer!

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:39, Reply)

All the chicks froth at the leg when I tell that one.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Hands
Nice manly hands, not too manicured/moisturised and preferably not with the nails bitten to where it looks painful
(The Ginger Penguin la la la la la la, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:37, Reply)

I like their delicous bone marrow

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:38, Reply)

hahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Broad back and shoulders.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:39, Reply)

I like a nice arse on a woman
I'm a sucker for nice hair though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:40, Reply)

I'm not sure I have a favourite feature
I have dated a short girl and a very tall girl, small tits, big tits, blonde, brunette, ginger (!)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Basically I'm a tart

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Skin
Sounds creepy, but I mean whilst it is still attached to the lady in question. Nice soft clear skin is lully.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:41, Reply)

I agree

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:41, Reply)

I'm a Breast loving man
Or boy, as you may think the case is.
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:41, Reply)

man boy!
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:41, Reply)

I'm a big fan of objectifying women, as you know
I like boobs, legs, bums, eyes and long, curly hair. Having a nice set of a couple of these things on a girl makes me happy.

But I'll get bored pretty quickly if they can't hold a decent conversation or if they don't have a sense of humour.
( Kroney, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:41, Reply)

I'm a big fan of objectifying women, as you know
I like boobs, legs, bums, eyes and long, curly hair. Having a nice set of a couple of these things on a girl makes me happy.

But I'll get bored pretty quickly if they can't hold a decent conversation or if they don't have a sense of humour

Not constipated
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Let's go back to talking about Brussels
FreeFair wants to work there, so the future of the European Union is like, totally assured and that.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Is talking about the ladies making you feel sick?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Yes

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:45, Reply)

If he were a true Tory
he wouldn't want anything to do with Brussels.
( Kroney, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Before the late 80's
It was the Conservative Party that were Pro-Europe and Labour were the main Anti-EU party.
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:45, Reply)

You mean when it was a free trade organisation
and not providing umbrella laws for member states?
( Kroney, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Yes

(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:49, Reply)

That post was an incisive observation on the way
Europe's mandate has changed and the way the main party's attitude toward it has changed relative to their political compass.

And what I meant was "of course the Conservatives were pro-Europe then, that in no way invalidates what I said. You're dull AND incorrect."
( Kroney, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:50, Reply)

BOOM
*backslaps self*
( Kroney, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:52, Reply)

But what I'm saying is...
If I was an MEP I'd be trying to stop the EU growing even further and vote in a way that would alter its role.
Power without principle is barren.
But principle without power is futile.
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Your face is futile.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Your Girlfriend is Barren.

(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Your mum's cunt is tight but your dad's arse is tighter.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:57, Reply)

The power of limiting Europe's interference in British sovereignty
does still rest in Westminster, you realise.
( Kroney, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Yeah
But that would be too much like hard work :-P
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:56, Reply)

You should be a Liberal Democrat.

( Kroney, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Before the mid 90's
your parents were happy
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:47, Reply)

HAHAHA!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:50, Reply)

*clicks more*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:55, Reply)

The test is do you think that the ECHR is part of the EU?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:48, Reply)

No
Council of Europe
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:50, Reply)

YOU'VE PASSED THE BELLA MONG TEST

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Who says
I'd probably not be a rebel MEP.
I might just be a party loyal person to keep my name top of the regional lists. That would entail not breaking the whip.
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:44, Reply)

you are a very strange 16 year old

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:44, Reply)

I bet he's beating all the birds off with a shitty stick
at all these parties he keeps getting invited to.
( Kroney, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:45, Reply)

These Parties
Are like Skins but even more mental ;-)
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:46, Reply)

I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that's sarcastic
Otherwise you have strayed perilously close to Hood-Butter territory
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:47, Reply)

full of dull spastic cunts?
but mental?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Too easy
ty stick
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:46, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1238348
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:45, Reply)

damn right
when I was 16 I was mostly drunk, or riding my bike places, or trying to pull.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:46, Reply)

I was a Tory when I was 16.
And then I reached the age of reason...
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Join the center right alliance in their weekly gay bashings?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:45, Reply)

There are no extremist parties in the Center Right Group, they're in the Independent bloc.

(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Valdemar Tomaševski said tried to pass a law banning all discussion on homosexuality
to protect children from it's evil.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:57, Reply)

On Further Research
the ECR group has just 3 extremist parties (One of which is the 2nd largest party in Poland, and Isn't considered extreme there)
And 7 non extreme ones (for example the Czech Civic Democrats are socially liberal free marketeers)
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:00, Reply)

So what you're saying here is that queer bashing is a core policy?
Nice.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:57, Reply)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY BITS

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:44, Reply)

No sexy bits?
My word!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:47, Reply)

I was just about to google "sexy bits of Brussels"
but decided against it.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:49, Reply)

You may sprout something

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:51, Reply)

It's full of old farts

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:52, Reply)

No results in quotes, shame.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:51, Reply)

If he's 16, he's probably still rebelling against Brussel sprouts, let alone Brussels.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)

haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Nah
Im only have them at Xmas, with a bit of gravy to wash 'em down.
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)

I think I dislike cauliflower more, as I just get the sprouts out of the way early, but I always try to avoid the cauliflower.
Because it's shit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)

I only like Cauliflower
In Cheese.
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:13, Reply)

for me ? hhmmm lets se
a pulse yup does it for me every time
gota have one or im not interested
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:49, Reply)

How many fluffy bunnies have you killed?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:52, Reply)

More than Bobby

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Must be drunk or a head-dobber, this one.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I'm a leg man
This is entirely the missus' fault
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Start a new thread Darth, this one's dead.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Don't tempt me Noel, I'll make it about football or dancing

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Combine them e.g:
What do you like most about Peter Shilton?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)

He's the greatest goalkeeper of all time
but dances like an old bloke with no previous dance training
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:14, Reply)

I just done one

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)

shut up shut up
I am an hour early to my dogs appointment so I am sitting in the parking lot of...get this...Farmer's Foods.

Best feature would be rough hands and stubble.
Nothing worse than a clammy moisturized hand.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)

So you're saying that you'd rather have sex with a tramp
than Darth Foxtrot? A little harsh, don't you think?
( Kroney, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I wouldn't
But if that's what you like, go ahead
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:13, Reply)

What's your dog applying for?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)

ovary removal

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:14, Reply)

I hope she gets it!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Thank you! Me too!

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:16, Reply)

I like the backs of womens' knees
Mmm. I'm getting sweaty palms just thinking about them.

And as for Brussels - Variations of “Europe” Expressed in a Venn Diagram always comes in handy.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:38, Reply)