That time I did a TGB with a razor and covered my bathroom floor with blood.
Had to sit in the bath while my mum mopped up the blood, crying as she thought I'd done it on purpose.

Wrapped the leg in toilet paper as we had no bandages and a plaster wouldn't cut it (har har) and it was still bleeding 3 days later.
No scar, though.

Alt: Sundae.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:58, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You got off light with that one.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:59, Reply)

I think she was very upset as I was sitting there laughing.
Weirdest thing is it didn't hurt one bit.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:00, Reply)

What? No cramps?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:03, Reply)

I don't know what you thought I did
but "doing a TGB" refers to when esteemed member TGB took off a strip of skin with her razor while shaving her legs.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:04, Reply)

I thought she kicked a broken razor?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:19, Reply)

razor cuts are a fucker for not stopping bleeding

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:07, Reply)

This^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:12, Reply)

I did it a while back where I was shaving my upper lip, and decided to shave time by simply moving the razor sideways across my face, rather than lifting it off.
That fucking hurt, and wouldn't stop bleeding.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:20, Reply)

I have done this on more than one occasion over the years
You also look like a tit if you use a razor with more than one blade as the scars look like you love Adidas or something
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Single bladed one, luckily.
Stings, doesn't it?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Yes
I have done it right under my nose. That fucking hurts
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Oof

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:27, Reply)