Stupid self inflicted injuries, GO
www.telegraph.co.uk/health/8577572/Wart-blasted-off-with-shotgun.html

ALT: best pudding
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:07, 188 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Nope, sorry.
None here.
( Kroney, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Cut the end of my middle finger off
on a bench saw. That smarted.

Alt: Eton Mess. End of story.

EDIT: Do you mean pudding or dessert?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Eton Mess is for girls
real men eat puddings with custard
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:10, Reply)

You are
from Up North AICM 2 and six.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:11, Reply)

you bastard!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Me vs car.
When I was thirteen. I was on crutches for months after that little stunt.

Rhubarb and custard.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Rhubard is rather magnificent.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Rhubard?
What's that?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:16, Reply)

a cross between rhubarb and shakespeare

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:17, Reply)

click

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Haha!

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Fucksticks.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:18, Reply)

me versus car on a mountain bike down a 1 in 4 hill 4 years in plaster and 7 years on cruthes with 8 operations at the last count
and the threat of amputation like the sword of Damocles hanging over my head oh and that was back in 1991 in fact 20 years last week
not that i am counting like



the eton girls eating my mess with strawberrys
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:07, Reply)

how on earth did you spend 4 years in plaster?
your skin would never recover.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:20, Reply)

over several operations
sorry didnt make that bit clear
me stupid
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:51, Reply)

My finger is a self inflicted injury, due to being retarded
I managed to ram broken glass into my index finger, that smarted a little.

Alt: Apple crumble with custard.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:14, Reply)

no new thread, but those of you that like music may like this:
www.guardian.co.uk/music/interactive/2011/jun/11/history-modern-music-timeline
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:15, Reply)

none
alt: lemon meringue pie or some lemon and lime soufflé type things my mrs makes. They are fucking amazing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Apple and Blackberry crumble and custard
or maybe Treacle tart
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:16, Reply)

I gave myself a mild concussion today by smacking my head into the corner of a fridge.
Not Deliberately, I'd like to add.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Did the fridge say "Chill out" at you in an Arnie voice after?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:43, Reply)

I broke my nose falling over whilst drunk
I hasten to add, I was out drinking with my family at the time and it was their fault I was in that condition.

Crumble and custard. Or bakewell tart.
(berk, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:17, Reply)

I like that your family are the ones who get you drunk.
I wouldn't be that drunk with my family.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:20, Reply)

The two times I've been most drunk
my mother or my sister or both, have been entirely responsible. I don't go out drinking with them much, and it's a good job as I'd probably die...
(berk, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Budd Dwyer
Was suffering from a Migraine.
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:19, Reply)

What is with custard?
Is everyone on here from The Glorious North?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Custard is wrong.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:22, Reply)

You're wrong.
About the custard.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:22, Reply)

^this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:22, Reply)

Peasants.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Toff.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:23, Reply)

I like custard
but I wouldn't put it anywhere near the best pudding ever.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:24, Reply)

I am not. It's horrid.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Is it fuck.
Custard is the food of the Gods. It's even nicer cold, out of a can.

The same goes for rice pudding.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Out of a can??
Dear oh dear.

Do you sit in the outside toilet dreaming of canned custard?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:26, Reply)

It's the simple pleasures in life.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:27, Reply)

I've bought a carton of ambrosia custard
and just drunk it straight from the pack.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Ooh that's a good idea.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Yes, lets have Birds, not of that sloppy
"Real" Custard nonsense.
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:10, Reply)

my previous answer was a lie.
I broke my nose by hitting it on someone's shoulder while headbanging at a HEAVY METAL gig.

My back is still a bit fucked from when I went on a trampoline some months ago.

One of my finger joints hurt for pretty much a year after I tried to deliver an overarm bowl of a tennis ball while playing French cricket, but failed to notice that there was a stout branch above my head. I was moving my arm about as fast as I could when it hit the tree.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:20, Reply)

christ, were they wearing full armour?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:06, Reply)

When I was 5
I touched one of those hot water bottles my Dad had on his plate at a Restaurant. You know, absolutely piping hot. Anyway my index finger on my left hand became a large bulbous blister for about 3 weeks.
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:22, Reply)

Who are you really?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:23, Reply)

The 16 year old.

(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Dave, 43 from Wigan

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:25, Reply)

I'm starting to think he's not who he says he is.
Who could he be?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Does It Matter?
I've stopped being a fool now and I'm just contributing normal posts.
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Being an adult and pretending to be at school and playing with transformers is a bit weird

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Yeah but you know,
who wouldn't try anything to make an impression on this hip and well-rounded internet community...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Good point

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Like this fella?
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2007/feb/02/usa.suzannegoldenberg
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:35, Reply)

The pennys just dropped?
You should still practice 'stranger danger'
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:28, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1239988
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Point taken.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Sorry but in this case it's not somebody new.
I didn't think Bobby was someone else.
And who cares if this place is impenetrable to tits.
Bobby and Darth 'penetrated' (oo-er) and they're sound.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:34, Reply)

So what if it isn't?
There's no shame in assuming someone is new when they've got a new account. If there's a big reveal just go "oh right"
It's much worse to spend all your effort trying to guess who they are when it really doesn't matter.
Just take the piss out of him for the prick he is not the pricks he might be.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:41, Reply)

I have no idea who it is, but I'm not interacting with it because I'd feel stupid interacting when I actually knew it wasn't a 'real' person.

Like Monty when he wished rogerthestarfish sincere congratulations on his engagement and I'm thinking "It's that mental woman who does your head in, Mont..."
So for that reason I wouldn't knowingly get into a convo with a fake account.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Well sadly for you
My account is not fake.
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:47, Reply)

that's fair enough.
it's the constant insistence that everyone new is someone else that should be stopped.

Yeah, we did it to a few people, but it was pretty tiresome even then.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:47, Reply)

I don't do that. I didn't think it about Bobby or Darth.
I even thought Jeff was someone brand new, and he flippin wasn't!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:49, Reply)

I could PM you my Facebook address if you wanted proof
But I don't want to get abusive messages, nor do i want my profile pic or real name shared around this site.
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:52, Reply)

it's very unlikely that anyone would do that
we all have lives and jobs that don't want fucking up
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:54, Reply)

so you want proof then?

(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:54, Reply)

What I really want is for you to stop putting apostrophes in the word want.
I hadn't really given much thought to you not being who you said. I'll take you at your word and accept the surprise if it turns out I was wrong.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Is the random apostrophe just to troll
Or are you an idiot who can't type properly?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56, Reply)

It is called a typing error.

(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Don't trouble yourself mate.
Even if you are real ("16, no 21, no 16... LIKE MEEEE PLEEEEASE, GUYS!") you wouldn't be my cup of tea anyway. So sorry, I'll not be having a chinwag with you.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:55, Reply)

It's not that.
It's that I just want to put the accusations to bed.
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56, Reply)

it would move things along
gaz it to me. I'm trustworthy.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:57, Reply)

OK
Now you can confirm I'm real and confirm i have tan skin and black hair?
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:58, Reply)

I believe you at least.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:03, Reply)

But are you though?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:58, Reply)

as much as anyone
I wouldn't want my personal info slapped all over here, and so wouldn't do it to someone else.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:03, Reply)

You've got a point.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Now that's just Colclough talk.
Leave me alone.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:18, Reply)

jeff wasn't new?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:54, Reply)

nope, he was erm... began with a B.
It'll come to me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Bono?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56, Reply)

he'd better fucking not be

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56, Reply)

His was just a name change, wasn't it?

( Kroney, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:00, Reply)

yeah he wasn't winding anyone up

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:05, Reply)

ah ok. I thought you meant he was someone who'd gone away and come back as someone else

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Mullered

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Yeah BMullered, hahaha.
Ta.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:59, Reply)

I always got Battered, Bartleby and Mullered mixed up.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:03, Reply)

that's because they are all morons

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:09, Reply)

He was Mullered
but that was only a name change.
(berk, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:10, Reply)

A couple of years ago, my dog died
Mullered sent me a gaz, saying he hoped I was alright, as he knew how shit it was.

Not too long ago I was looking for an old gaz, when I see a message off our own Dog Fucker wishing me sympathy over the loss of a pet. I appreciated the sentiment when he sent it, now I can't help but find it hilarious.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:27, Reply)

I don't see the problem
"oh you tricked me into thinking you were someone else by spending a lot of effort pretending to be someone else, well done"
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:53, Reply)

yeah I know, it's not a big deal, but I couldn't be arsed talking to it if I KNEW this.
If I don't know it well I'm blissfully unaware and I'm talking to a new person. Sorted.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56, Reply)

furthermore
it's not like this is some kind of secret base. Who cares if the same nutters come back?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:46, Reply)

I know, course they can, but if I think someone is a puppet, I'm not being a dick for leaving everyone else to talk to them.
If you think someone's totally new, fine, talk to 'em.
but once you think you know it's someone blagging a whole personality, life, etc, why would you sit shooting the breeze and sharing fake stories. That's just me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:48, Reply)

totally don't think you were being a dick.
If I was pretty sure that someone wasn't who they said then I wouldn't act like they were. But I'm not sure at all.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:53, Reply)

That's alrgith then. As you were.
You're nicer than me anyway. You still gave mentalcuntshit the time of day.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:57, Reply)

less so recently.
I don't understand where all the spite comes from and I don't like it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Spite?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:00, Reply)

which one are we talking about?
I was on about rogerthementalist. She seems really spiteful with her posts to some.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Oh yeah.
I have her blocked. I thought she'd gone though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:10, Reply)

still around. not on here much
but posts fucking crap stories on qotw frequently
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:12, Reply)

God help her.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Hot water bottle on a plate?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:24, Reply)

I know.
I thought it was odd as well.
As far as I remember he was eating a Chinese meal.
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:25, Reply)

Hello Wormulus

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:32, Reply)

I'd love it if he was.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:36, Reply)

it'd be pretty fucking tedious of him

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Cut my foofoo falling off a wall.
Fruit crumble and custard.
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Bloody hell.
Shall I kiss it better?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:30, Reply)

You wouldn't be the first.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Is that what it looked like afterwards?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Oof.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Foof.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Ouch!
Better than looking like a blue waffle.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:37, Reply)

or a burst badger.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:27, Reply)

...and landing on an axe?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:11, Reply)

You know how in the movies the bad guy tests how sharp a knife is by running his thumb down the blade
Well I tried that with my dads bowie knife when I was about 12-13 and cut my thumb down to the bone. I told my parents I had shut it in a drawer. They didn't believe a word of it, mainly because the knife was lying on the garage floor with blood on it when we returned from the hospital.
( Peej, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:45, Reply)

AAAAAAAAAARGH
Delete this, it's hurting me!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:50, Reply)

No, leave it up!
It's amusing me!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Soup burn on my finger
healed now but it's left a scar/

Alt: I like cheesecake. Lemon cheesecake
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:50, Reply)

I got a burn on the back of my hand from an exploding bit of sandstone next to a fire
I had the number 6 in burny bits on my hand for about 2 years
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Fell down stairs while drunk (judging by the wine stain on the stair wallpaper)
my elbow hurt for about a month, so I reckon I did *something* to it. Doesn't hurt any more and my range of motion is unimpaired, but it gets far more dead skin than the other one so it hasn't properly healed.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:53, Reply)

That time I did a TGB with a razor and covered my bathroom floor with blood.
Had to sit in the bath while my mum mopped up the blood, crying as she thought I'd done it on purpose.

Wrapped the leg in toilet paper as we had no bandages and a plaster wouldn't cut it (har har) and it was still bleeding 3 days later.
No scar, though.

Alt: Sundae.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:58, Reply)

You got off light with that one.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:59, Reply)

I think she was very upset as I was sitting there laughing.
Weirdest thing is it didn't hurt one bit.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:00, Reply)

What? No cramps?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:03, Reply)

I don't know what you thought I did
but "doing a TGB" refers to when esteemed member TGB took off a strip of skin with her razor while shaving her legs.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:04, Reply)

I thought she kicked a broken razor?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:19, Reply)

razor cuts are a fucker for not stopping bleeding

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:07, Reply)

This^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:12, Reply)

I did it a while back where I was shaving my upper lip, and decided to shave time by simply moving the razor sideways across my face, rather than lifting it off.
That fucking hurt, and wouldn't stop bleeding.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:20, Reply)

I have done this on more than one occasion over the years
You also look like a tit if you use a razor with more than one blade as the scars look like you love Adidas or something
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Single bladed one, luckily.
Stings, doesn't it?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Yes
I have done it right under my nose. That fucking hurts
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Oof

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:27, Reply)

in an interview with the wart the following statment was released
we have been friends together for a very long time but something came between us and broke down the bond between us, this led fatbasterdpiemuncher to increasingly become angry with me for no apparent reason, and as this escalated , ointments and cremes smeared all over me with the intention of drowning me or worse , i started to fear for my life and started to make plans for my escape. unfortunately fatbastardpiemuncher got wind of my preparations and subsequently tried to murder me to death. i am totally shocked at how easily fatbasterdpiemuncher was let off with this . i am now fearful for the rest of my family hanging around his arse and expect them to be blasted of with a shotgun at any time, but typically the police will do nothing until it is too late
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Roadrunner-esque running on the spot without going anywhere on a patch of ice
leading to falling elbow first off the kerb. OW! That hurt for about 6 months

Scars on every finger due to various stupidity (knife, fence, pint glass, wall, etc.)

Last good one was dog bite on my leg. 6 weeks ago and it is still there
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Pudding
Summer Fruit Pudding with cream. Fucking beautiful
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:09, Reply)

ermm sportscow
shouldnt you have had that removed by now? surly the dogs owners will be wanting it back by now?
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)

cut my thumb trying to open a bottle of bath oil, now there's a scar in the shape of a serrated knife
alt: banana pudding, fo sho
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:10, Reply)

What is banana pudding K?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:11, Reply)

vanilla wafers with vanilla pudding, banana and meringue
om nom nom

what did someone say pudding was like? angel delight or something?

fucking beautiful
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:13, Reply)

yeah, angel delight

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Looks nice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:14, Reply)

sooooo gooooooood

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Like chcocolate mousse innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:17, Reply)

not really
since it doesn't have any chocolate in it
stupid
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:17, Reply)

if I could be arsed I'd link to the pages of discussion on this we've previously had

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:20, Reply)

if you could but as I said
it's not the same

also, you spelled chocolate wrong
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:22, Reply)

That's how I spell it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:41, Reply)

When I was about 12 I used to walk around with my hands in my pockets all the time
So when I slipped going up the stairs in the local WH Smiths I was left with no option but to use my face to cushion the fall into the metal step edge. The embarrassment was worse than the injury in the end.

Alt: I'm not keen on puddings, I'm the one wanting to signal for the bill after the main course. Apple Pie and CUSTARD would be the boring answer.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:12, Reply)

I walked into one of those concrete lampposts doing the same thing when I was about 7
Scuffed head and then sore arse from hitting the floor
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I did that too, thanks to a stupid 'not stepping on cracks' obsession I had at the time

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:15, Reply)

I was in a nark with my Mam over having to go to school and not play Lego any more I think
Hence not looking where I was going
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:16, Reply)

embarrassment is definitely worse
I slipped on a tennis ball at tennis camp and fell, feigned a sprained ankle so I wouldn't have to face the humiliation of going back
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:14, Reply)

"this one time, at tennis camp"
I hope you weren't taught by my brother... he spent a couple of summers in Georgia as a tennis camp instructor..
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:38, Reply)

I think I mentioned this before, but I managed to put a small scar on the underside of my chin.
I was little, it had been snowing and then stopped (boo!) but I figured out that I could build a seesaw type affair with a chunk of wood, put a pile of snow on one end of it, and stamp on the other, resulting in a short-lived snow-shower (hooray!). Of course, I took no notice when Dad said 'Be careful or that'll fly up and hit you in the face'. Yeah dad, whatever. Off to A&E in short order for stitches and a tetanus jab in the arris.
Slight TJ, it being that time of day: Anyone been to Needoo's, just around the corner from Tayyab's?
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:18, Reply)

I have an under-chin scar where no stubble grows from riding into a massive fucking skip on my bike when I was drunk many years ago
/spaz
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Same scar, I tripped over and hit my chin on the top of an old style radiator
See that thin piece of metal on the top?

That hurts when you land on it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:23, Reply)

ouch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:24, Reply)

I'm sure Monty mentioned it was also excellent, but not QUITE as nice as Tayyabs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:21, Reply)

I'm off there tonight with some others, I'll put a report in on the morrow ...

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:23, Reply)

DO IT!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Aye
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post987104
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:24, Reply)

I'd forgotten search was back ... duh. Cheers ... !

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:27, Reply)

No worries

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Crow and I go there when Tayyab's is too busy or we're in Notting Hill and I decide I want curry on a whim.
It's pretty nice. Get the paneer tikka. Fuck. YES.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:33, Reply)

That sounds fucking great!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:38, Reply)

That does indeed sound rather tasty, I'll try to remember to give it a go.
How is the boy Crow, we've not seen him and Brenda out recently ... I'm assuming the dreaded curse of the drinking classes has been rearing it's ugly head?
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:44, Reply)

when I was about 5 I was outside with my dad and he was working on his truck
I did the thing where I put my left hand on the front fender of his truck and my right hand on my Mom's car and was swinging back and forth
he shut the truck hood and it closed on the end of my hand
proper squished
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:21, Reply)

He knew you were there

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:22, Reply)

You gotta hand it to him

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:22, Reply)

awww, you're projecting... *tickles you*

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:23, Reply)

A fat Welsh kid at scholl was sat on a high window ledge watching for Mummy to come and pick him up
she arrived and he twisted and lowered himself to the ground, except he never made it to the grounbd as he slipped and got caught on a towel hook under his jaw.

And that was where he hung squealing like a pig until a teacher lifted him off.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:25, Reply)

That's just made me shudder.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:28, Reply)

I know, the Welsh have that effect on me, too.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:32, Reply)

hahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:33, Reply)

oh man,
that's nasty
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Heh - that reminds me of how my brother got the same under-chin scar as me.
He jumped into a swimming pool while trying to execute a 180-degree about-face ... and not quite making it far enough into the pool to avoid bashing his chin on the concrete side as he descended. The local A&E beckoned once more.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:33, Reply)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:33, Reply)

That's the sound!
His scar for years looked exactly like a sea anemone when it has it's closed

www.flickr.com/photos/oregonstateuniversity/3093524119/
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:40, Reply)

-screams-

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:35, Reply)

meh, you'd be amazed at what your jaw can support or take.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:37, Reply)

I can imagine how much that'd hurt.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Hole in my chin
from attempting to overtake a bus on Waterloo bridge. There were roadworks and I pulled out straight into a field of traffic cones.

I'm having some surgery done on it to make it less like a hole.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Silly cyclist

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:41, Reply)

He wasn't cycling
he was just running along racing buses.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:42, Reply)