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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Man walks into a barorders a pint of bitter and asks the bartender to make sure it has an ample head on it.
While the pint is being poured the man nips to the toilet and comes back to find his pint on the bar, but with no head.
Asking the barman what happened he was told "you see that big muscly looking woman over there in the corner? She came over here and broke wind over your pint, blowing the head right off"
Thinking to himself that he wouldn't take any of that he marched over to the woman and said "here, you fart in my Whitbread?"
to which she replies
"No, I'm Tessa Sanderson"
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:26,
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unfortunately that is the least offensive of the non-shit category of jokes that I knowthe others are things like
What's the fastest thing on land?
Stevie Wonder's speedboat
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:28,
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