board game memories...

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:00, 67 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

unsurprisingly lots of my friends still play odd boardgames
including one where you play a giant 3 legged tree controlling little creatures who eat food and shit poo or eat poo and shit food. It was weird

There is a double rainbow right outside my window RIGHT NOW. brightest one I've ever seen
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:03, Reply)

rainbow's gone :(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:17, Reply)

I used to have mousetrap which was a bit shit and monopoly which I wasn't smart enough to play
but my cousins got all the fun ones like hungry hungry hippos and trouble
they always got the good stuff
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:06, Reply)

I can't remeber where I put my Monopoly
YOU INSENSITIVE CUNT
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:07, Reply)

where was the last place
you raped somebody?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:08, Reply)

mayfair

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:11, Reply)

do not pass go.
go to jail
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:14, Reply)

monopoly has to be the longest fucking game ever
I don't even understand how to play it. Ugh.

Mad Gab, on the other hand, is pretty good
I'm a llama sheen
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:10, Reply)

not the longest
anything star fleet battles can last for days :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:12, Reply)

You have to make your own highly sexual chance cards to do it right

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:13, Reply)

awkward family game night ahoy!

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:14, Reply)

Advance to go
while rubbing hotels on your nipples
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:15, Reply)

least sexy image ever

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:15, Reply)

haha right
gawd willenium
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:18, Reply)

How's your dog's reproductive system?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:29, Reply)

The doctor said she's doing well, will probably be leaving in an hour to get her
but this morning when I dropped her off I put her muzzle on her just in case...when I told the lady she was scared of strangers she had me go back with them to give her the first shot that knocks them out, well echo freaked squealing and shit before we even got to the back, I guess cause she couldn't bark, and so I had to hold her so the vet would give her the shot so at first she sort of calms for a second and leans into me, then she lays down, then she flopped over onto the vet assistant, it was hilarious. I know that sounds mean but the lady was like "it's very dramatic" which is true and it all happened within 30 seconds.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:36, Reply)

Poor puppy.
She'll be all woozy and confused for a while.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:38, Reply)

it was so funny
I couldn't stop laughing, I felt bad but it was just so funny the way she flung her head in the ladys lap
Sort of like a swoon
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:49, Reply)

incest
the game the family can play
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:15, Reply)

Compared to pictionary
it will cause less bitter resentment and screaming arguments
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:19, Reply)

I was thinking of becoming a Warhammer Player
Until I remembered that I had something to do tomorrow.
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:14, Reply)

fingers crossed for suicide.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:14, Reply)

Get with the times, man.
Everyone's being decent to me now.
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:16, Reply)

oh ok then....
fuck off douche.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:20, Reply)

I'm pleased you've stuck around, this Bobby punchbag bites back now.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:29, Reply)

I've decisively won the past two games of 90's Triv I've played.
I'm like a mine of shit useless information about two decades ago. This makes me feel old.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:15, Reply)

the hardest trivia games
are the ones for kids from the 80s. All the questions are the sort of thing that was easy to answer in 1983, but impossible now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:16, Reply)

The original Genus Edition cards are like they're from some kind of time warp.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:19, Reply)

dude we are old.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:17, Reply)

I'm approaching middle-age, you're a fucking whippersnapper compared to this shit.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:19, Reply)

29 man , and feeling it in my bones.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:22, Reply)

shut it, youngy

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:23, Reply)

early night tonight methinks, got year one again tomorrow
and they are exhausting.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:25, Reply)

What would be your ideal year?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:28, Reply)

1998?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:36, Reply)

A good year
sounds reasonable
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:40, Reply)

Year group then, duh.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:41, Reply)

Four or six

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:17, Reply)

3, 4 or 5 for me
6 are a little bit too full of themselves.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:48, Reply)

Mastermind was fucking bent.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:16, Reply)

Oh i loved playing that
the one with the colours you had to guess, right?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:17, Reply)

Yeap!
All those little pegs, 'ooh, right colour, wrong place'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:19, Reply)

but it's all about logic and problem solving
and coloured pegs. All my favourite things
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:20, Reply)

But when you're 6 year old you'd rather play 'Stay Alive' or 'Downfall'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:22, Reply)

not necessarily
I've always been geeky
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:23, Reply)

I was SO good at Downfall.
Less so at Mastermind.
I nagged and nagged one year for 'Build a better burger', and got it for xmas. It was pretty shit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:34, Reply)

www.smart-kit.com/s5102/mastermind-logic-game/
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:22, Reply)

YAY!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:24, Reply)

As far as I remember
there used to be a club in Glasgow that had a games night on something like a Wednesday, when it was otherwise dead. They had the music on quietly and everyone could sit around playing board games. I never went, but it sounded like a great idea to me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:19, Reply)

I thought you'd like to see this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bhi-0Xflab0
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:21, Reply)

I think I've seen that before somewhere.
It actually looks a lot better now they've almost finished the renovations.

But yeah, the tone's basically right. : (
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:29, Reply)

ooh, that sounds pretty cool
and I good way to meet other people. I reckon flirting while playing board games must be possible
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:21, Reply)

Totally!
Especially things like Cluedo: "Was it Me, in the ballroom, with the massive dildo?"
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:32, Reply)

Hahaha

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:32, Reply)

I would actually go to that

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:29, Reply)

In sixth form we made Guess Who from photos of all of the teachers
and you weren't allowed to ask any of the traditional questions, so we asked things like "Are they tubby?" or "Do they look slightly perplexed?"
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:21, Reply)

have they fucked more than 3 6th formers?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:22, Reply)

Do they have a propensity for stationery-based violence?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:23, Reply)

do they have a penchant for tweed and leather?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:25, Reply)

Do they drive a Peugeot?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:31, Reply)

That would have narrowe it down to one for us.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:30, Reply)

the last board game I played was basket bingo
where you play bingo for the chance to win longaberger baskets, which are disgustingly expensive and mostly for display purposes only.
So I played, bought my mom and I both tickets [$25 each] little paint things to check on our boards [$5] half and half tickets [$20] raffle tickets [$20] and walked out with a wallet that looked like it came from the dollar store
I should've kicked every cunt in there. Especially the twat that won TWO fucking baskets, probably worth $300 total, the fucking slutbag.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:28, Reply)

Jealous much ?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:29, Reply)

twat off pisspants

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:33, Reply)

You are SO English.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:35, Reply)

it just seemed like the right thing to say

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:46, Reply)

It rubs off on you

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:52, Reply)