We're all about the needy and wet here.
Pull up a pouffe.
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:10, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

BGB!
I've had beer and I'm feeling naughty. What should I do?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Give me a kiss.
No tongues though because Poppet wouldn't be happy.
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:12, Reply)

I got a pretty good kiss at the bash, I don't know if you'll remember though.
It was right between the time you told me you loved me and the next time you told me you loved me, and intimated that if she and I ever split up I knew where you were.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:17, Reply)

Oh fuck no : /
*pulls t-shirt over head and shames*
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:19, Reply)

I blushed and told you you'd embarrassed me, you threw your head back and cackled and brushed your hair from your eyes and said
"Right! Now to find someone else to embarrass!"
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:22, Reply)

Oh shit!!!
I'm sorry.
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Don't be, it was excellent!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:28, Reply)

In my defence I have been rather stirred up lately.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:30, Reply)

Steady frisky gal!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX-wQlTSD9Y
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Innit!
I'm bubbling over Roota.

Go and check out the totty on Springwatch. He's a bit short but lovely.
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:36, Reply)

You're only human.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:37, Reply)

Bobby or Darth?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:11, Reply)

I ordered one of those big tubs
of Man The Fuck Up, you know, like Whey Protein off of that rugby advert, but it got lost in a parcel depot near Newport Pagnell
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:15, Reply)

Man that sucks.
I'm allergic to man the fuck up. It brings me out in a rash.
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:16, Reply)

Fuck Newport Pagnell, every time I piss in the Great Ouse they get a homoeopathic dose of my awesome wee.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:18, Reply)

then get your knitting out
and have a good cry
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:18, Reply)