Here is an example of a typical Facebook status written by a typical person
"im rly lokin 4wud 2 havin my new fone :B"
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:24, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That is the sort of thing almost every Facebook page I have ever seen is filled with.

(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:26, Reply)

Then you have morons for friends.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:27, Reply)

he has no friends, that's his nans status

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:28, Reply)

Do your friends on social networks really type grammatically perfect English 100% of the time?

(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:29, Reply)

In the main.
And judging by your rudimentary grasp of written English I'd expect yours are dribbling lollers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:35, Reply)

What's that smiley supposed to be?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:26, Reply)

his mum, side on.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:27, Reply)

I think he's making it up.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:28, Reply)

I think he is made up.
No one is that fundamentally wrong.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:29, Reply)

You'd be surprised.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:35, Reply)

Buck teeth?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:28, Reply)

When I used Facebook, none of my 'virtual friends' wrote like that.
So using your logic, I'd say that posts like that are in the 1%
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:27, Reply)

Here is another one, less bad this time.
"OMG blue's come on the radio, my moods just risen by 110%"
(Blue the band)
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:32, Reply)

What point are you trying to make here?
I'm saying that when I used Facebook, none of the people I had listed wrote like a fucking mong, you are saying that the posts you read are written by people who have days out in a Sunshine bus.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:38, Reply)