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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:51,
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Who's got a pet?I've got a cat and used to have hamsters.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:55,
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I have a cat called Joe. He is black and white and I like to stroke him and tickle under his chin. (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:56,
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I have a new neighbour who is black and white and called Oliver,He's very small and I worry about him.
Our Tigger is a tabby weirdo.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:57,
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is he a minstrel?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:58,
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spats?I don't speak northern?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:02,
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These, ya titwww.google.co.uk/products/catalog?q=spats&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=Tu0&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&prmd=ivns&resnum=3&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&biw=1126&bih=472&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=shop&cid=7872219004099141787&sa=X&ei=qX36Tfa6NtO08QPG2a2qCQ&ved=0CF0Q8gIwAA
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:03,
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fucking hell you live near some cool customers.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:05,
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They're just made of fur, above his paws like(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:06,
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should be, nothing smells of rotting flesh etc. they can go ages without food...hope she is fine, though who knows
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zulu eh?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:01,
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snakes freak me the hell out(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:02,
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Even when people say thatand I know there is no danger, I am still creeped out by them. Even if they are just in a snake cage* in teh same room
*terrerium?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:05,
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have triedleft mice, heaters out etc
nothing... cest la vie. sucks though
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zulu eh?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:03,
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Ask Saint Anthony and St Francis of Assissi.(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:04,
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ask Harry Potter.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:06,
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he's got a thing for snakes(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:07,
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I seriously know fuck all about that wizardy cunt(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:11,
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Ask FreeFair, he'll tell you.He's going to get an A in literature.
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Kroney, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:12,
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He'll be flying jets to the Arctic Circle and ruining people's hands when he grows up I tell thee(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:15,
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I see you speak the same Johnny Foreigner 'language' as that frightful FreeFair chap.He's a dreadful povvo don't you know.
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I only haz a-levewlBut I got an A for my (can't spel gcse) in English Language when I wuz on only 15teen.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:23,
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I wipe my arse with degree certificatesi have so many
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:23,
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No.I fucked 'em to death Roots.
Shagged the life out of the four-legged little fuckers.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:59,
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I have guinea pigsand they are ACE!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:58,
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heheright now they are chuntering away and gnawing at cardboard tubes
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:00,
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i have a pooorly pupShe only went and vomited orange foam in my back seat and is now passed out on her blankie. they shaved a load of her hair off, oi Jeff, you like that shaven look?
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:34,
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aww, poor echoshe'll be OK, though?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:35,
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Woo!Poorly pup is just a bit snoozey I'll bet.
Have they given her one of those lamp-shade things to stop her from eating her stiches?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:36,
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nah, said dogs don't usually try to eat them Said she can lick all she wants and sent home some sedatives as well
Woo calm pup!
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:43,
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Bless the poorly dog.And poor K for having to mop up dog sick.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:44,
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Mr Scorgie4th form PE teacher, evil scottish bastard, imagine if you will Groundskeeper Willie on steroids with a penchant for humiliating children and reaping souls.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:55,
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I had a PE teacher called me Gormless.Which I am, but fuck off.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:56,
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he took us for fencing too and as I'm left handed used me for every fucking demonstrationjust to show off that he could fence with his other hand. I hated him.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:59,
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Fat kids always feel persecuted in PE Bob(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:06,
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I was like a rake.But I'm a mong and have no co-ordination.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:07,
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I was alright at PE, it was fencing. He picked on the girls in PE.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:18,
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What would you spend on a haircut?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:58,
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I had a haircut about 3 years agoI paid £10. the one before that was 10 years ago, my friend did it for free
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:59,
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Even I manage a haircut once a year(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:02,
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I'm sure its over ratedmy hair never behaves anyway, i just kind of have an agreement with it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:02,
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What about other womanly hair?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:04,
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So yeah hairy bush and moustache and all that jazz(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:04,
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one of the songs tragically cut from Chicago(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:05,
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Thankfully I know nothing of musicalsapart from them being bent
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:07,
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The Forbidden PLanet is good.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:08,
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I'll keep that under consideration(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:10,
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honestly, it's very funny and the songs are quite good.Worth making the effort to watch if it's still on.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:12,
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are there any porno musicals?Rocky Horror?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:10,
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NSFWwww.timmynaija.com/community/naijadiva/video/skepta-music-video-all-over-the-house-over-18-to-watch/
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:13,
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kid's these days...(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:20,
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Oh I like to curl my bush and lady moustache into handlebars. It's nice to match
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:05,
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And you had a husband at some point?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:08,
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Did he think you were role playing a bag lady??(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:08,
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not for long, admittedly(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:08,
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£3.I'm very easy to cater for, I just get a grade 2 all over and be in and out in 15 minutes.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:02,
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in weymouththey have a place that do £3 haircuts
they cut the back of my neck with a razor. twunts
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zulu eh?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:05,
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i spend max £10my OH spends a bloody fortune though, easily £40, more like £100 if its being coloured
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zulu eh?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:05,
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seriously?bloody hell.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:06,
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collars and cuffs?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:11,
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My goshThe things people who claim to be teachers say about pupils of superior intelligence is shocking.
Look, I'm a gentle, hard working sort, I'm not a scumbag or a criminal.
Only those sort of people should be spoken about in such hysterical and callous terms.
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this ^^we don't all go round showing off our CV, now, do we?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:09,
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you are a turd.if you have ever seen Blackadder you are Pitt the younger and if I had a crumpet to hand...
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:10,
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Just listen pleaseStop questioning my intelligence and I won't post any of these sorts of posts.
If you think my grammar is bad, clearly you have never seen 99% of the Facebook, Twitter or MySpace pages in existence.
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sod off baldrick(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:15,
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Have you really seen 99% of all of the Facebook pages, Twitter feeds and MySpace sites?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:18,
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Jeff it's late, he's been up all day he must be very tired he doesn't know what he's saying.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:19,
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You're right Bob.I shall shut up.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:20,
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Not litterally.But almost every page I have seen that could qualify as a "typical" Facebook page is packed with content that pays no attention to grammatical standards.
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litterallysweet Jesus you are a right mong.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:22,
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So what percentage have you seen?Surely a minimum 50% view of available pages would give your argument some weight.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:22,
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Here is an example of a typical Facebook status written by a typical person"im rly lokin 4wud 2 havin my new fone :B"
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That is the sort of thing almost every Facebook page I have ever seen is filled with.(, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:26, Reply)
he has no friends, that's his nans status(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:28,
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Do your friends on social networks really type grammatically perfect English 100% of the time?(, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:29, Reply)
In the main.And judging by your rudimentary grasp of written English I'd expect yours are dribbling lollers.
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What's that smiley supposed to be?(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:26,
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his mum, side on.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:27,
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I think he's making it up.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:28,
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I think he is made up.No one is that fundamentally wrong.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:29,
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You'd be surprised.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:35,
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When I used Facebook, none of my 'virtual friends' wrote like that.So using your logic, I'd say that posts like that are in the 1%
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:27,
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Here is another one, less bad this time."OMG blue's come on the radio, my moods just risen by 110%"
(Blue the band)
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What point are you trying to make here?I'm saying that when I used Facebook, none of the people I had listed wrote like a fucking mong, you are saying that the posts you read are written by people who have days out in a Sunshine bus.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:38,
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You're going to wind up spending most of your adult life in a cheap suit making the tea, getting abused by people over the phone for a living, and being treated like disposable unskilled shit by your employers.So sit down, relax and stop taking everything so bloody seriously while you still have time to enjoy it.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:14,
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Fair enough, but unskilled?You appear to have confused me with someone who failed their exams.
Not someone who is studying A-levels in solid subjects.
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OK then. What work skills have you learnt, or are due to learn in school?And how are A-levels useful as professional qualifications?
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:18,
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Another interesting use of capital letters there.EDIT: aCkNoWlEdGe ThE nINjA!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:18,
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as opposed to the liquid and gas ones?what are you babbling about you post traumatic abortion?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:19,
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Subjects that are useful in highly paid jobs and that are studied by fewer people than average.Maths, Physics, etc.
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Completely depends on what career you are looking for/degree you want to study.You are talking in definites about something you know little about. STOP IT.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:24,
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he is dull and shit and I hate him**copyright Kitty O'Hara.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:28,
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Hahaha, copyright every bugger on /talk in the 2006/7 season you mean.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:29,
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I wasn't here then, I was not enlightened. (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:29,
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On the dayshift every post was "you're shit", "you're dull" or someone slagging off someone else behind their back.Vendettas all over the place, folk running off to the mods to get other folk banned, internet rumours, allsorts - happy days.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:35,
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we should do more of that shit(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:36,
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I'm still waiting to be enlightened about how academic qualifications can be directly relevant in a professional context.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:25,
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So are you suggestingThat the majority of British employers do not value qualifications?
Are you saying that a candidate that misbehaved throughout school,who has no qualifications and quite possibly has a criminal record, can be considered equally as good a candidate as an Oxbridge graduate with a first class degree, for your run of the mill "higher than average" paid job?
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You come across as a Richard Dawkins/Joey Deacon hybrid. (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:30,
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If both have little relevant or verifiable work history (which is often the case with graduates) or professional qualifications, neither have much chance of getting anywhere.And most employers will try and form their own impression of you and just take your CV as a guideline. If there is no evidence you can do the job, a first-class Oxbridge degree will mean precisely fuck-all.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:30,
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Also, there's no hurry to answer my earlier question about your work skills. Take your time.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:39,
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45 minutes now! This must be quite some list you're putting together.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:03,
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I bid you all goodnight.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:36,
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I'll bet he'd shit himself if Jimmy Corkhill tried to sell him a pill.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:45,
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Was Corkhill the shittest television drug dealer of all time?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:51,
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That's no way to talk about Jackie.Remember Little 'ziggy' Corkhill?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:55,
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Why do the good die so young Roota? WHY!?!?!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:58,
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Am I right in thinking that Jimmy found the body of Tervor Jordache?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:01,
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Remember when Sinbad was prepared to have his legs cut off after the gas explosion?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:06,
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Remember Ron Dicko's slaggy blonde daughter?Me and DJ used to quote her greatest achievement: "You've got THREE GCSEs!"
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:08,
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Her uncle cut my hair once and her mum tried to ponce about with itwhen in actual fact she'd COPIED my hair
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:09,
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Surely all you scousers are related to each other anyway?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:10,
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Oddly, I rarely watched Brookie.But I seem to remember quite a lot about it.
Who were the 'posh' old couple who lived in the bungalow?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:08,
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Yeah, he did.You know what I didn't ever understand? That incest story. That was never explained properly. It's almost as if it was just put there to SHOCK!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:04,
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That doesn't sound like Brookside to me.You must be getting confused with Albion Market.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:05,
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We had a quiz question last weekIt was 'Who married Emily Shadwick?' and I put 'Tinhead'.
The quizmistress said no because she had teh answer 'Timothy O Leary'. Surely this is the Same Person????
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:00,
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I'd never have remebered Tin'eads real name.I wonder what (the actor) is doing these days, he hasn't been on the telly in years.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:02,
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He's well gay and occasionally pops up on late Hollyoaks things(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:05,
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I'll bet it sucks to be him.10 years ago, it would have been 'Oi! Tin'ead lar!' these days, 'Err, don't I know you from somewhere, where are you working now?'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:07,
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The little bitch. She knows fuck all about Brookie..(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:04,
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She is quite proud of never watching any soaps, nor knowing anything about them.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:05,
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I got into a similar argument about Raquel Wolstenhulme/Raquel Watts(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:06,
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some people don't deserve the power, Roots.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:06,
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I once asked "Who saved Lucy Robinson's lifeby performing an emergency trachiotomy on her on the kitchen table?"
to a room full of peopl born in 1992 and real ale drinkers. I'm a cunt.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:07,
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did you?Ninja bitch!
We've been throughthis before. It was Dr Clive. He was a ginger.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:08,
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I thought I answered that first :((
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:10,
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I'm about to watch Wednesday's W******* R***Is it sad?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:12,
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alsoI forgot about Mock The Week. I'll get that on IPlayer tomorrow.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:14,
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Oh yeah.Someone got it right, but the rest of them hated me
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:11,
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Night SisI am also going to head to bed. It is now Friday.
FRIDAY NOW HAS TWO SLEEPS.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:13,
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