My office has no water
(nor the rest of the building or surrounding area). Since I always have a cup of tea first thing I am now feeling exceptionally parched. No news as to when it'll be fixed either.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:08, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

If only there were bottle, can or carton-based drink alternatives widely available!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:10, Reply)

That kind of drink based utopia will never happen in our lifetime Monty.
Well, not yours anyway.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:11, Reply)

I know it's just a crazy, crazy dream - but I'm a dreamer, Al.
I can't help myself.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:13, Reply)

It requires some cunt to go and fetch some though
and it doesn't really help with the toilet situation unless we get fuckloads.

EDIT: which, given the defrosted lamb stew I ate last night, makes me really glad I took a dump before I came in this morning.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:25, Reply)

you're not the only one

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:33, Reply)

If I've interpreted this right it's fucking funny

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I hope someday you'll join us.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:49, Reply)

bingo

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:49, Reply)

It's a click from me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:01, Reply)