When I was 12
I stopped eating unhealthy breakfasts and cereal,toast, etc, and I've eaten fruit and fiber every morning for 48 months, except in Paris where I had French breakfasts.
(888777555, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:36, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fucking hell, has someone just out-smugged Vipros?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:37, Reply)

More worryingly,
how smug was Vipros when he was 16?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:37, Reply)

massively
edi: actually that's not true. I was fat.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Maybe you should have cut out the unhealthy cereals at 12

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I don't really like cereal for breakfast.
particularly sweetened stuff.

My problem was being served large meals and drinking way too much booze I think.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:41, Reply)

I used to fucking love Frosties
Realising that I had to buy cereal to keep eating it accounted for some of my weight loss when I got to Uni
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:43, Reply)

haha
naa, I find the ready sweetened stuff quite cloying really.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:49, Reply)

I wish I could say the same
I also wish I didn't love beer quite so much
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:51, Reply)

I do love beer
Fortunately I also love a nice vodka, lime and soda or tonic which can work out fairly cheap, gets you nicely pissed up and is good the gut
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:54, Reply)

I'm shite at drinking anything other than beer
Given the choice I will always plump for it. Giving it up isn't the answer, if I got off it for three months I could lose my gut but would put it back on straight away afterwards. Liposuction, that's the way forward. Or hypnosis.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:57, Reply)

I've got a much greater tolerance for vodka than beer
I'll be kind of pissed after 3 pints
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:57, Reply)

toast isn't unhealthy

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:39, Reply)

And with Marmite, it's magnificent.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:45, Reply)

All that fruit and fibre and you're still full of shit?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:40, Reply)

*polite applause*
My hat is off to you, madam
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Now don't be
a cuntbelmer.
(888777555, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Choose your targets wisely young man.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Have you ever actually seen a cunt?
(Other than in the mirror.)
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Bafuckinghaha.
I'm going to have to say not in real life, but unlike a great number of people I'm not hung up on it.
So only really on you know what.
(888777555, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Your mum?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:35, Reply)

I was referring to porn
You depraved individual.
(888777555, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:37, Reply)

*bows*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:40, Reply)