I still think you're a n00b.
The only thing in your favour was that you didn't post song lyrics.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:32, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

He regularly quotes from 'film' which cancels that out.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Yet
You seem to be posting much more frequently these days. Gives us a chance to get to know each other.

*evil grin*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:36, Reply)

I served my time. I'm a veteran now. I've been through the 'Nam of B3ta, earned my Best Of stripes.
I just like to metaphorically wander around /offtopic with all my stories in a shopping trolley, limping on my amputated stumps, drinking to forget, occasionally muttering incoherent bullshit about my buddies from the old days.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:41, Reply)

surprisingly close to your real life behaviour

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Yeah, I didn't really lose my legs. I made that bit up.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:45, Reply)

I retract my previous statement
You're too clever for the likes of me, I might go back to baiting defenceless teenagers and gradually accept that I've become everything I ever hated, except a Derby County fan, obviously.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Homophobe.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:46, Reply)

I'd have thought hating Derby fans would be further evidence of my gayness
being, as they all are, cunts.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:49, Reply)

I just wanted to call you a bender and a bigot with but a single word.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Well done Giles Brandreth

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:53, Reply)

That was uncalled for.
My cardigan is unpatterned.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:59, Reply)

My apologies
I shall revise, you cardigan-wearing ponce who is also good with words.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)