there's too much of that
it frightens people off

and frankly, I don't want to be in a clique with you cunts.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:33, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Innit.
If I want to hang out with a bunch of god-awful gaylords I'll make my way to Chariots Roman Spa off Shoreditch High Street*

*they found a dead bender in their sauna last year, fact fans.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:40, Reply)

"Never pack shit, sing the bells of Shoreditch."

It's on the BNP's "Family Folk Favourites" CD.
( Kroney, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:42, Reply)

You seem to have a great deal of knowledge on these matters.
Did you infiltrate their ring?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I penetrated their intimate circle.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I'm going to regret asking this
How did they know the corpse loved the cock?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Because they found it in notorious gayhole Chariots all-male GAY Roman Spa.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:45, Reply)

...clutching your phone number in his cold, dead, jizz-caked hand.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Now that is compelling evidence
Can you advise me of his name, so I can remove it from my little pink book?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Schteve van Hoogenstraten.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Now that is a shame
The man had a mouth like a hoover.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Pffft.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Had his head been cut off?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:52, Reply)