I would love to go to the pub
firing offence though
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:01, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Really?!
You're not a driving instructor, are you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Through the whole of the NHS
you're don't want your doctors half cut.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Not with all the self medicating they do.
Druggie cunts.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Well that's fair comment
but you're not a doctor, and I don't suppose they give analysts easy access to the big scalpels or morphine

EDIT: this sounds like it's meant to be insulting, that's not how I intended it, am just baffled by the blanket policy.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Hey Darth
Are you going to come to Bristol in December to watch Florist play?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Sounds good mate
What date is it?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Saturday the 17th
You can send your other half off to do the Christmas shopping and sit in a cold Ashton Gate and drink Bovril.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)

The timing is shite
I'll be fucking skint innit. Nonetheless will broach the issue with the better half, as well as the potential trip to London to see the Irons the following month. Cheers mate.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Quite agree that December isn't a great time to be planning socials
See nearer the time innit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Agreed
*victims of the fixture list fist-bumps*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Looking at the fixture list worries me.
I think the Championship will be tough next season.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Aye, I fancy Brighton to make a push and Southampton have goals in them
West Ham should do well too, and Birmingham unless the Europa League distracts them. Dirty Leeds will push on and so will Cardiff, until their annual mass choke in late March. Blackpool will sink without trace though. Cunts.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:19, Reply)

I'm just looking at the fixtures and trying to find 4 teams who are likely to be more shit than Bristol City.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Four teams?
Three should shuffice, shurely?

Peterborough, Barnsley, Portsmouth, maybe even Blackpool. Don't bet against it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:24, Reply)

You need a backup shit team
in case one gets bought as a rich man's plaything.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:32, Reply)

An excellent point
Middlesbrough. There you go, Jeff
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:34, Reply)

I'm not going to Middlesbrough!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Actually, that reminds me
Coventry are worse than you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:38, Reply)

You tosser!

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Perversely
I am looking forward to it. We might win a few games.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Yeah you'll do well under Big Sam
Even if (let's be honest, when) Parker, Ba, Cole, Green and Upson leave, he'll invest sensibly. Nolan will do a great job for you.

Everything I've said about next season is total conjecture, it's impossible to call the Championship. I fancied us to walk it last season, who could've predicted Norwich would do so well?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)

I don't want to be in the same league as Norwich anyway.
*takes football away*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Imagine how I fucking feel about it
Surrounded by the cunts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Your sister is your mother

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Your uncle is your brother

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:36, Reply)

You all fuck one and other

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:37, Reply)

The Norwich family

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Everybody.....
You're going home in a London Ambulance.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:38, Reply)

My old man, said 'be a Forest fan....'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I said fuck off, bollocks, you're a cuuuuunt

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:41, Reply)

True, the very very worst I could do would be crash national systems for about 20mins

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Go on, do that
Then tell them the worst has happened so you might as well be allowed a pint
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)

That's got to be against your Human Rights.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)

But he's not human, Stunners
HE'S A MONSTER
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)

He'll have you bumped off that sex change op list
before you can say "No, I'm pre-surgery".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Hahaha!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:19, Reply)