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(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:45, 114 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
screw lunchdinner is where it's at. delicious ribs delicious ribs *dances*
And I get to see Al which is always delightful
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:46,
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You're only saying that because you've seen your own for the first time in five years, recently.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:52,
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I think Bodeans has slightly better ribs than the diner in Southgatebut they are still incredidbly lush. I said I wasn't going to have them but I think I will probably end up having a "few as a starter maybe..."
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:54,
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And then order the main course ribsAnd the creamed corn.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:56,
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if you "forget" to order the creamed cornand then add it to your order when they bring the drinks you get a MASSIVE bowl of creamed corn *gless*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:57,
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Because you'll get the money I owe you?(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:03,
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Gawd, you been scrounging dinner off people again?(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:11,
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no, lifts to far away lands (
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:11,
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It's outside the M25 though:p
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:15,
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It's Rib Day Rib Day Everyone's getting Ribs on Rib Day !Oh gee oh gosh oh my, RIB RIB RIB, I'm looking forward to getting RIBS in a doggy bag and microwaving them the next day. That way two rib days in one week, OH GEE OH GOSH.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:43,
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Have you started talking to your meals now? *shakes head*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:50,
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I had kfc chips for lunch.I felt so guilty and so good at the same time.
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I only ever have the chips but oh dear god they were good today.they were piping hot and salty and mmmmmmmmmm.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)
No chicken?No Zinger Tower?
No Twister Wrap?
I admire your self control.
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we don't have zinger towers, I"ve never heard of them!and to be fair, it was a large chips.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)
No Zingers? We've had them about 15 years so you should get them in five or so. ;-)
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The only thing I missed when I gave up chicken was KFC.Now I'm eating chicken again and I still haven't had one.
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girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:05,
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But it's not free range : (And there isn't one near me.
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girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:07,
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Not me.There may be one in Burnley where I work, but I have no idea where it is.
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girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:11,
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Inghams free range chicken I believe.Come visit me! I'll take you to KFC just for that.
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they've got a lot more space to have free range chickens(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:11,
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And, more importantlyafter eating those delicious chicken croquets you will be insanely disappointed with the chicken there
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:08,
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You went to KFC and got Chips? Just Chips? Are you on smack or something? Seriously, are you some kind of crack whore who goes to KFC and doesn't get chicken but does get chips?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:53,
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Through the whole of the NHSyou're don't want your doctors half cut.
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Well that's fair commentbut you're not a doctor, and I don't suppose they give analysts easy access to the big scalpels or morphine
EDIT: this sounds like it's meant to be insulting, that's not how I intended it, am just baffled by the blanket policy.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)
Hey DarthAre you going to come to Bristol in December to watch Florist play?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:06,
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Saturday the 17thYou can send your other half off to do the Christmas shopping and sit in a cold Ashton Gate and drink Bovril.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:10,
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The timing is shiteI'll be fucking skint innit. Nonetheless will broach the issue with the better half, as well as the potential trip to London to see the Irons the following month. Cheers mate.
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Quite agree that December isn't a great time to be planning socialsSee nearer the time innit.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:14,
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Looking at the fixture list worries me.I think the Championship will be tough next season.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:16,
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Aye, I fancy Brighton to make a push and Southampton have goals in themWest Ham should do well too, and Birmingham unless the Europa League distracts them. Dirty Leeds will push on and so will Cardiff, until their annual mass choke in late March. Blackpool will sink without trace though. Cunts.
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I'm just looking at the fixtures and trying to find 4 teams who are likely to be more shit than Bristol City.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:22,
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Four teams?Three should shuffice, shurely?
Peterborough, Barnsley, Portsmouth, maybe even Blackpool. Don't bet against it.
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You need a backup shit teamin case one gets bought as a rich man's plaything.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:32,
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Yeah you'll do well under Big SamEven if (let's be honest, when) Parker, Ba, Cole, Green and Upson leave, he'll invest sensibly. Nolan will do a great job for you.
Everything I've said about next season is total conjecture, it's impossible to call the Championship. I fancied us to walk it last season, who could've predicted Norwich would do so well?
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)
I don't want to be in the same league as Norwich anyway. *takes football away*
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:30, Reply)
My old man, said 'be a Forest fan....'(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:39,
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True, the very very worst I could do would be crash national systems for about 20mins(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)
Go on, do thatThen tell them the worst has happened so you might as well be allowed a pint
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He'll have you bumped off that sex change op listbefore you can say "No, I'm pre-surgery".
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:17, Reply)
tempted by a hot baguette todaynot sure if the vans have been though...
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:02,
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My local's not doing food this week.Do I eat this sandwich or go to the OTHER pub for chilli skins and sour cream?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:10,
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Do both.Have a sandwich starter and a chilli skin main.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:11,
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I like the cut of your jib, kid.I just might do that.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:12,
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I trust you've got a well tasty sarnie.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:13,
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Two cheese and red onion with a bit of mayo.Alright like...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:15,
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Is this a white bread sarnie or have you gone for the more exotic bread option?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:17,
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the wise choice(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:18,
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aye, good tayou?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:24,
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KnackerrrrrredBut the bf's coming for the weekend so I'll get on the Red Bull and be a happy bunny.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:28,
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sandwichRoast beef, chorizo, pepperoni and extra mature cheddar with wholegrain mustard. Still no bloody water though (we've got a limited supply of bottled so I won't die). I've got a mate's birthday this evening, I need to hydrate!
I suspect I will be using most of my lunch half-hour driving to the train station to use their loo.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:12,
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Piss out of the window - problem solved(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:16,
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Ever fucked an inflatable sex doll with a frozen turd before?You two should team up and go on Britain's Got Talent
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:31, Reply)
That sounds like a poor man's "Aristocrats - Live!"It'd still pull the viewers in, though.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:35, Reply)
HahahaThey could turn to Michael McIntyre at the end and point out that they're better than him
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If your workplace does not have running waterThey can't keep you there, it's against H&S regs.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:26,
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True, you have to have so many working toilets per number of employees. (, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)
Also, if someone lights one of LiC's girlfriend's fartsThe whole place could go up. Helium's well flammable.*
*I have absolutely no idea whether or not helium is flammable
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:35, Reply)
Stupid scienceGetting in the way of a piss-poor and unnecessarily elaborate in-joke
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:39, Reply)
Don't point this out to your employer though, they get a bit pissed offAs long as they've provided enough bottled water, they can get away with it, I think.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:46,
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Pasta bolognaise with cheese melted on top(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:23,
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Fucking hellCan someone please get down the Rose Bowl and tell the clouds to fuck off?!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:29, Reply)
I'm taking a ten minute break to come and see you all.I hope you're fucking grateful.
What g'waan, b3ta?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:41,
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*waves*Hi b3th! How the fuck are you today?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:42,
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bereft, unloved, ignored.Fine thanks, sir. How are you this piss-wet Friday?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:43,
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It's been raining on and off here all fucking morning.I've decided Weston isn't on the coast. There's just a really big puddle between us and Cardiff.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:46,
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It was lovely here this morning - warm and sunnyHave an internet hug, you big softy
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:45,
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Hello!Not yet decided on lunch but I have just found a mirror site which I can get on at work, so I'M BACK! It's been a long time since I've wasted my working hours on here
omg.b3ta.com
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:04,
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it has been a long time indeed!alright?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:06,
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Good thanksI'm back as I heard about Darklord. V sad. I've forgotten how things workk around here!
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:12,
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