Darth Vader kid
He's not a cartoon, but he is awesome.
( Kroney, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:06, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I lovethat little shoulder slump he does when it's not working.
The best car mascot since the two little fat kids on the Vauxhall adverts.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Those two northern kids?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:11, Reply)

I imagine puberty hit them like a wet sock filled with sand.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:12, Reply)

As did a grinding existence on the dole.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:13, Reply)

KER-LICK.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:33, Reply)

My ex-girlfriend's Mum taught one of them
She said he was a sweet kid, but his family were belming fucktards who wouldn't stop presenting him to people as 'You know, from that advert?', and demanding gifts from Vauxhall themselves.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Greedy, embarrassing, gauche northerners?
This is even less believable than your Neil Buchanan lies.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:34, Reply)

God I love that advert so much.
Superb all round.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:10, Reply)

When he tries to force push the car
his cape's flying in the wind. If i could guarantee a kid that cool, I might be half tempted to spawn. Might.
( Kroney, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:16, Reply)

I thought it was a dwarf for a bit as the bOdy
Language was so good but I don't think it is.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:18, Reply)