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I am going to have a massive spliff when I get home, followed by an equally massive bar of chocolate. If this doesn't help, I'm not sure what will.
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berk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:02,
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Sometimes I wish I still smoked weed.
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girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:04,
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Sometimes i wish I had weed
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PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:05,
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You're going to Glastonbury ffs
if you don't take any with you, I'm sure you'll find some there.
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berk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:07,
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It's my last joints-worth sadly
I am going to have to make some subtle enquiries this evening if I want more than one.
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berk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:07,
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"Oh Hi TC. It looks like i've got no drugs left. None at all. What a terrible shame.
You know what makes me really, really horny and want to have utterly deprived and filthy sex? No? Well, in case you were wondering all that stuff is a possibility when I've got some drugs. You know."
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Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:11,
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Hahahahaha
I think you mean depraved. But you are not entirely a long way from the truth there.
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berk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:13,
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You're correct, I did.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:13,
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Haven't touched that in years...
Not since "the incident".
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The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:08,
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I haven't smoked it since my late twenties.
It's bloody nice though.
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girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:09,
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So not that long ago then?
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The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:10,
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Over fifteen years ago.
Quite a long time really.
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girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:11,
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You're only as old as the person you're feeling.
Which yesterday, would have made you sixteen, so I'm told.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:18,
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You fucking tart
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:11,
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You love it.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:17,
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Guilty
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:18,
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I hereby sentence you to Dad Dance in public for three years.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:19,
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Can't mate
Too much natural rhythm
*poker face*
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:24,
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Oh God, I forgot you like Lady Gaga
I bet you sing it acapella in public, just for the laugh of it.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:25,
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I don't sing anything
Ever
It's for the best
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:35,
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Why don't you smoke any more, by the way?
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berk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:11,
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I gave up the fags and figured I should give up the weed also.
I have no problem with weed, just the smoking part.
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girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:12,
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You should inject it.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:14,
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Get a vapouriser.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:14,
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Try a bong
it's a hell of a lot less hassle than making spacecake.
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berk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:14,
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It's still inhaling.
I like having healthy lungs.
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girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:16,
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You could still make the spacecake.
I made space scrambled-eggs once, out of desperation.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:17,
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Bleurgh
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berk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:17,
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They were quite tasty!
The next batch was even tastier, for some reason.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:18,
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hash mash is a favourite.
the trouble with eating cake is that you get fat.
that and I like smoking. Incidentally, I currently have fucking loads of weed.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:19,
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Hash mash?
I'm not convinced. Nor do I have anything to experiment with, you massive smug git.
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berk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:21,
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cook it up in the butter then mix that with the mash.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:22,
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I wish I could just bomb it like I used to do with speed.
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girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:23,
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that's what bongs are for
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:24,
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I know but that would severely incapacitate me.
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girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:26,
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That's the point...
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berk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:28,
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Nah! I'm over the let's get monged and I'm all about the having a laugh.
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girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:29,
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you don't have to hit the bong that hard you know
moderation!
I really fancy a bong. Might have to make one.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:30,
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Ha! Yes...
an e and some speed wrapped in a rizla.
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berk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:24,
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Oh you've got a healthy pair of lungs alright.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:17,
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haha!
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girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:18,
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So am I. Less the chocolate.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:11,
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I rather suspect you don't have my supply problems, however.
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berk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:12,
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Err, you could say that.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:14,
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I like to think you have enough high quality hashish to kill a camel
I'm not sure why a camel, but I imagine it takes quite a lot to take one down.
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berk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:19,
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I've enough to temporarily stun a llama, I reckon.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:22,
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given the quality of mine is almost certainly lower
I'd venture that I have enough to mildly inconvenience an alpaca
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:23,
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I might be able to scrape enough together to make a kitten tipsy.
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berk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:25,
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that's not a good state of affairs
Fortunately I'm in the position that all my mates scored last night as well, so between us we probably have enough to cause some irreparable damage to that camel.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:29,
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So am I
minus the spliff.
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Kroney, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:12,
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I'm going to have a bigger spliff
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:20,
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