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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Are the Gods conspiring to ruin my friday?
The horrible recycling bin got mud all over my trousers.
Then my awful bosses sent me to buy breakfast when I can't eat any.
And now the EVIL JEFFTHEDOGFUCKER has sent me a link telling me N-Dubz are on the verge of breaking up!

Make me happy, OT.

alt: what makes YOU happy?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:37, 189 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
music makes me happy
particularly Vicarious by Tool and Diamonds on the soles of her shoes by Paul Simon.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:38, Reply)
Why can't you eat breakfast?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:38, Reply)
intense pain from new brace stuff on my mouf

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:40, Reply)
That sucks.
You should drink a protein shake.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:41, Reply)
too chalky

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:42, Reply)
Then go to Maccy D's and get a strawberry shake.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:42, Reply)
subtle

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:42, Reply)
oh :(
it'd have to be a tiny one to fit in my mouth...wait...we are talking about al...nevermind...
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:43, Reply)
It wasn't meant to be.
I was genuinely trying to think of Breakfasty drinks.

But if she did fancy sucking someone off that's not a bad thing
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:43, Reply)
The only thing I could ever eat when my brace pain was bad was super noodles
So you have my sympathy!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:48, Reply)
the things that are the absolute worst for you are the softest
cake
noodles
booze

I think I'm going to make a massive pot of potato soup tonight though. If I can stand by that point in the evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:50, Reply)
On the upside, surely the noodles you can get over there are better than over here?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:57, Reply)
unlikely
I can't eat them, they make me sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:58, Reply)
Ahh, not good.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:58, Reply)
Alt: N-Dubz splitting up.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:39, Reply)
You are more awesome than 97% of all Americans.
Meeting strange men off the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:39, Reply)
Oh wow, nice way of saying that the most handsome B3tan in the whole world is now so fat that he single handedly comrpises 3% of americans.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:41, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:45, Reply)
When are you setting off to London?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:46, Reply)
Saturday morning.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:47, Reply)
*blushes*
I've met a few strange men off the internet.
It only went well once.
How's it going for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:41, Reply)
So far woo before and meh afterwards.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:47, Reply)
1. That's not mud, I'm afraid.
2. Ha ha
3. Ha ha
4. I've just killed your dog by severely 'Jeffing' it
5. Being a cunt on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:40, Reply)
I knew you'd come round to my way of thinking.
Although the general rule of thumb, is that you don't admit to killing the animals you 'Jeff'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:43, Reply)
It wasn't my thumb that killed it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:46, Reply)
oh Monts, I know you're only joking...
*tickles*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:53, Reply)
Are your teeth still playing up? You poor thing.
Alt: cat, cake and my loved ones.
Speaking of which, I need a fathers day present.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:40, Reply)
I bought my dad one for the first time in ages
and he picks this weekend to act like a complete cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:42, Reply)
Add to your Alt:
Killing Australian wildlife experts.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:42, Reply)
I'm taking my dad to a Gershwin evening at the Phil
and we have great seats.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:44, Reply)
So do I.
For ME.

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:46, Reply)
Get that 'George The Bear' suit.
And when your ex gets back from her holiday tell her she owes you two grand.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:48, Reply)
She once hacked into my mobile account to see who I'd been calling.
Maybe I can do the same with her bank account.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:49, Reply)
do you reckon she has a couple of grand going spare?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:52, Reply)
One of the most horrible feelings of my life was when her step-dad got a card and I didn't.
Happened about five years out of ten.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:49, Reply)
I am not expecting a card or present ever, if I'm honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:50, Reply)
When she's old enough, she'll twig.
When she starts pre- and primary school she'll make stuff in class and will be absolutely determined to give it to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:52, Reply)
^this
You'll have a wall full of drawings, glitter covered cards and stuff made out of cereal boxes before you know it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:53, Reply)
I shall not allow Glitter within a hundred yards of 'my little princess'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:55, Reply)
Hold up a sec.... you need a father's day card, because you're a father. And I need a father, to get a father's day card for... well, a live one and all that.... and I'm really into step-mum fetishes so Lusty could fill that role.....
Nah', that's a silly idea, you wouldn't be interes....well, would you?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:54, Reply)
If there's a case of Yop on my doorstep when I get home, as a sweetener....

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)
Oh bless you honey, you're not worth an entire case ! You silly saussage, you're worth about 5 bottles on special offer _max_.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:58, Reply)
I fucking love this place.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:58, Reply)
And a note saying "Why not sit out here and enjoy a cold Yop ...
... best not to come in for an hour or so, you might see something you don't want to"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:58, Reply)
I love all the things you love as well and this makes me happy.
I need one too, but I just don't know. Dads are the hardest to choose gifts for.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:48, Reply)
My dad is difficult. Mum i usually go with makeup etc.
My dad loves music, but it's impossible to buy music as a present for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:53, Reply)
same here!
I think I will buy my dad some Sujan Stevens cds or something.
He likes him.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Get him some Shakin Stevens CDs instead.

All dads like Shakey.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:55, Reply)
Mine sure does.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)
Get him the Wakey Shakey alarm clock

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:58, Reply)
If I had that I'd keep it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:01, Reply)
On the rare occasions they do come up for sale, they usually go for £250+

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:02, Reply)
Christ alive.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:08, Reply)
This usually does the trick for me.
So here it is for you: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNZckG9wJM8

Alt: Listening to ELO or Frank Turner puts me in a good mood.

That, and free booze.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:44, Reply)
I hate ren and stimpy, thanks.
I also love free booze.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:47, Reply)
Oh well, I tried.
Would you prefer this?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bmhjf0rKe8
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)
I think Lionel Ritchie's shit, personally.
Great video, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:47, Reply)
N-Dubz splitting? Thank fuck for that.
They are fucking dire.

Alt: Poetry, a glass of scotch, and, of course, my friend Baxter here.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:47, Reply)
Making up friends as well, now?
When will the lies end, AA?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:48, Reply)
that's probably what he's named his penis

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:49, Reply)
'Wee Willie Baxter, smallest shrimp in the fish shop'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:50, Reply)
Of course the danger with N-Dubz splitting up is that they all go on to have solo careers.
Meaning that rather than one shit band trying to flog shit music, you've got 3 shit artists trying to sell the same.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:49, Reply)
They would've been fine if they hadn't went in a completely different direction with their last album.
But I think everyone here knows they won't be able to have solo careers.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:52, Reply)
They won't have solo careers because they are all fucking bent.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:55, Reply)
...and any fule kno, solo artists are never fucking bent

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:57, Reply)
I think you're wrong Monty.
George Michael only caught the gayness when he went solo, when he was with Andrew and Pepsi and Shirley he was all man, whereas now, he is all man.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:02, Reply)
As are you, sir.
As are you.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:59, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1231833
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:48, Reply)
Fuck! I need to lay off the wine when I post here.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:50, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:50, Reply)
I like that you have masturbate on there.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:51, Reply)
I masturbate everywhere.
Edit: I misread what you posted or you ninja'd it.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:52, Reply)
that sort of grosses me out

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:53, Reply)
Hehehe...

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:58, Reply)
I'm going to Glastonbury

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:50, Reply)
I hear you need more recommendations.
I thought I did the entire line up for you?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:57, Reply)
You did somewhere but I lost it,
did you do it on fb or on gaz?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:58, Reply)
can't remember
gaz I think.
Possibly fb
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:59, Reply)
Neither can I.
So ready for your big performance
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:59, Reply)
I think you need a comma after so, or it looks like you are preparing yourself for her big performance.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:01, Reply)
I am, I'm heading up to suprise her.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:04, Reply)
If you count ready as ABSOLUTELY SHITTING MY PANTS
Then yes, yes I am.

Seeing Insidious last night didn't help on the pants shitting front.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:02, Reply)
I had a nightmare after watching Luther the other day.
I haven't had a nightmare for years
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)
Breasts

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:53, Reply)
yes!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:54, Reply)
:D

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:55, Reply)
They always cheer me up too.
Especially when they jiggle for some reason.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:59, Reply)
Very little currently
I am going to have a massive spliff when I get home, followed by an equally massive bar of chocolate. If this doesn't help, I'm not sure what will.
(berk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:02, Reply)
Sometimes I wish I still smoked weed.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:04, Reply)
Sometimes i wish I had weed

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)
You're going to Glastonbury ffs
if you don't take any with you, I'm sure you'll find some there.
(berk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:07, Reply)
It's my last joints-worth sadly
I am going to have to make some subtle enquiries this evening if I want more than one.
(berk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:07, Reply)
"Oh Hi TC. It looks like i've got no drugs left. None at all. What a terrible shame.
You know what makes me really, really horny and want to have utterly deprived and filthy sex? No? Well, in case you were wondering all that stuff is a possibility when I've got some drugs. You know."
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:11, Reply)
Hahahahaha
I think you mean depraved. But you are not entirely a long way from the truth there.
(berk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:13, Reply)
You're correct, I did.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:13, Reply)
Haven't touched that in years...
Not since "the incident".
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:08, Reply)
I haven't smoked it since my late twenties.
It's bloody nice though.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)
So not that long ago then?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:10, Reply)
Over fifteen years ago.
Quite a long time really.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:11, Reply)
You're only as old as the person you're feeling.
Which yesterday, would have made you sixteen, so I'm told.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)
You fucking tart

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:11, Reply)
You love it.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)
Guilty

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)
I hereby sentence you to Dad Dance in public for three years.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)
Can't mate
Too much natural rhythm

*poker face*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:24, Reply)
Oh God, I forgot you like Lady Gaga
I bet you sing it acapella in public, just for the laugh of it.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:25, Reply)
I don't sing anything
Ever

It's for the best
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)
Why don't you smoke any more, by the way?

(berk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:11, Reply)
I gave up the fags and figured I should give up the weed also.
I have no problem with weed, just the smoking part.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:12, Reply)
You should inject it.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:14, Reply)
Get a vapouriser.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:14, Reply)
Try a bong
it's a hell of a lot less hassle than making spacecake.
(berk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:14, Reply)
It's still inhaling.
I like having healthy lungs.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:16, Reply)
You could still make the spacecake.
I made space scrambled-eggs once, out of desperation.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)
Bleurgh

(berk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)
They were quite tasty!
The next batch was even tastier, for some reason.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)
hash mash is a favourite.
the trouble with eating cake is that you get fat.

that and I like smoking. Incidentally, I currently have fucking loads of weed.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)
Hash mash?
I'm not convinced. Nor do I have anything to experiment with, you massive smug git.
(berk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)
cook it up in the butter then mix that with the mash.

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)
I wish I could just bomb it like I used to do with speed.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)
that's what bongs are for

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:24, Reply)
I know but that would severely incapacitate me.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)
That's the point...

(berk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Nah! I'm over the let's get monged and I'm all about the having a laugh.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)
you don't have to hit the bong that hard you know
moderation!

I really fancy a bong. Might have to make one.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Ha! Yes...
an e and some speed wrapped in a rizla.
(berk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:24, Reply)
Oh you've got a healthy pair of lungs alright.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)
So am I. Less the chocolate.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:11, Reply)
I rather suspect you don't have my supply problems, however.

(berk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:12, Reply)
Err, you could say that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:14, Reply)
I like to think you have enough high quality hashish to kill a camel
I'm not sure why a camel, but I imagine it takes quite a lot to take one down.
(berk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)
I've enough to temporarily stun a llama, I reckon.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)
given the quality of mine is almost certainly lower
I'd venture that I have enough to mildly inconvenience an alpaca
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)
I might be able to scrape enough together to make a kitten tipsy.

(berk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:25, Reply)
that's not a good state of affairs
Fortunately I'm in the position that all my mates scored last night as well, so between us we probably have enough to cause some irreparable damage to that camel.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)
So am I
minus the spliff.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:12, Reply)
I'm going to have a bigger spliff

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)
N-Dubz are playing at Norfolk Showground on my birthday
Which is in September. So they're contractually bound to stick together for two-and-a-half months at least. You should totally come over and see them. I'm not going, obviously.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)
If you're wrong about this your birthday treat is RUINED.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:12, Reply)
I could host my own jelly-wrestling event instead
See if K can batter a girl who she thinks looks about 12.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)
From the other day:
"evening thread
I've been using my tiny little brain to see if I could pop over while I'm on vacation in september...
It appears to be...
That I cannot :) :) :)"
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:24, Reply)
In other news, England are really good at cricket suddenly
Also, I'm going to keep harping on about this until we get a full team - B3TA DOES EGGHEADS. So far we have three confirmed names, and a promise from Bobby that he'll do it if we can't find anyone else clever. There are five people on a team, so we need two more names. Sorry Bobby.

I think filming is in London so we could totally bash it up afterwards.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:11, Reply)
If you come to London I'll fucking bash you up myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:13, Reply)
I would love to see you try

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:16, Reply)
He'll stand up, focus on you, point his left index finger at you (getting it right on the third attempt)
and say "Hey, you filthy cad, I'll have my man give you a damn good thrashing if you don't get out of my sight this very instant!"

And then, without bending his knees or waste, he will gently make the transition between vertical and horizontal without hitting a single piece of furniture on the way.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)
Whilst the first 10 seconds of Tom Sawyer plays on repeat in the background...

(berk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:24, Reply)
By Mindless Self Indulgence?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)
I could probably do it
I'm quite good at pub quizzes and that. And SCIENCE.
(berk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:13, Reply)
Done
Two girls out of five! We shall single-handedly dismiss the idea that the internet is populated solely by sweaty-palmed virginal men in their mid-thirties!

I'll get the application form
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)
I'll join u...
oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)
You're clever, right?
Bobby's out
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)
So who are your final 5?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:24, Reply)
Spoilers...

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:25, Reply)
Well I'm guessing that there is you, b3th, berk and now Kroney.
So that's 4.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)
Vippers is in

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)
So that's 5 then.
What are your specialist subjects/super powers
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)
I'm not at all clever
but I will inflict physical violence on at least one of the Eggheads.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)
You're definitely in with that sort of qualification mate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:30, Reply)
I can see it now.
The challengers today are..

'Berk - science'
'Darth - Musicals and Bumdering'
'Kroney - Random acts of violence'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)
Not random, Jeff
Never random.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:37, Reply)
Kicking the shit out of CJ would never be considered random
Rather, necessary
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:39, Reply)
Stedman, Lorraine, something, something and Ringo.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)
Stedman
*nonce lolz*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:30, Reply)
I'm not in my thirties.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:24, Reply)
I'll do it if you win money.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)
Been there, done that
This is purely for PRIDE.

and hopefully money
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)
you ignored when I said I'd do it
so FUCK YOU AND THE SEQUINED HORSE YOU RODE IN ON
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)
I did reply eventually
and counted you in the team. You, me, B3th, Berk and Kroney. Unless Bobby throws a hissy fit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:25, Reply)
what areas do we have covered?
I always get let down on sport and soaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)
I can do sport
Science is, I think, sorted, although not by me. TV and film are mine and B3th's specialist subjects. Kroney, what are you good at? Assuming that "scatological fetishes" doesn't come up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Fucked if I know
I just want to give the smug one a slap.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:30, Reply)
science and nature are my best subjects in most games
and I have some of music and film covered.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Music's all your sunshine
The sort of thing I know a lot about won't come up.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:37, Reply)
You dung-reeking country cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)
I'll do it.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)
Fucking hell, we're going to have to hold auditions at this rate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)
I had accupuncture for the first time earlier
My legs hurt quite a bit.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:14, Reply)
I gave blood for the first time yesterday. *shames*
It was awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)
Awesome?
I'm not sure that's the word I'd use. But good for you regardless.
(berk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)
I had a lie down and free biscuits.
You can't get more awesome than that.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:24, Reply)
I don't think they'd want any of mine.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:24, Reply)
the way I see it
sometimes there will be massive stoners who need transfusions, and it would be dangerous to give them blood from a 'square'.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:25, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)
You should give blood Monty.
Then you might be able to ensure some minority-group-member ends up going to hell as they'll never get through the gates with all that alcohol and MDs inside them.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)
^this
Plus, Lemmy is bound to need a transfusion sooner or later
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)
I thought it was supposed to make you feel better.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:25, Reply)
THERES A NEW THREAD NOW

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:25, Reply)

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