Cider brandy?
or Calvados?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 19:09, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Could be fucking Jeyes Fluid for all you care
You frightful dissolute rotter.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 19:29, Reply)

Grrrrrrrr!
I only hit the JF when I know I'm gonna be driving.
doesn't show up on the breathalyser!
have you ever had un-aged calvados?
DON'T DO IT!
So, anyway, how's tricks, you pompous, curly oaf?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 19:46, Reply)

Edits:
you pompous, curly, chablis-drinking oaf!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Regretting only that I've shaken you out of your piss-sodden stupour
But since I've disturbed the White-Lightning soused hornet's nest that is your bleak existance I may as well make a slight effort to half-heartedly bat your pathetic barbs away.

I'm not pompous, I'm pretentious. And I'm not fat, I just have this problem with my metabolism, yeah?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:01, Reply)

did i mention fat?
no.
too pissed to read at this time of the evening? that's quite an achievement!
and it's not white lightning, it's frosty jack. an altogether higher class of inebriation...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:03, Reply)

You were THINKING fat, you size-ist bully
I believe that Netto are about to launch a B69 sherry, because their creosote sales have been disappointing.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:05, Reply)

Haaaa!
good one.
i didn't know Netto sold creosote, i normally get mine from Wilko's...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:08, Reply)

Try Netto's
You might find it a little more palatable. The local alkys say it goes down nicely with two day old pizza found in the gutter.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:11, Reply)

sounds right up my street.
i'll check it out ;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:16, Reply)

Try their rat-poison too
Look at the recommended dosage and try to remember that you're bigger than a rat.

And there's plenty of gutter-leavings lying up your street. The council can't sweep it because you're always lying in the way.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:24, Reply)