The obvious question is,
if they're really so beautiful, why have they got to resort to a dating website?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:17, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You make a very good point.
Maybe they've spent so much time making themselves look lovely, they've overlooked the personality.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:19, Reply)

It's comforting to think
that although they might be far more rugged and beautiful than me on the outside, their personality (or "inner beauty") offers about as much sex appeal as Simon Weston's face.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:25, Reply)

If so few are accepted
I think the odds of having someone up to standard in your area are slim. They've prolly all got private jets though.

Or are Swedish.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:30, Reply)

*spluffs*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Because, like me, they are very shallow
and crave attention from the sexies.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:19, Reply)