I'll be your friend.
I'd rather sit and swear with you than have you lay guilt trips on me or say "Blimey that's a fine big arse on our Roota!" like my blood relatives do.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:16, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Yay!
And you can promise not to make jokes about my enormous boobs like all my relatives do.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Mine do that to me and they're nowhere near as big as yours.
"Move them out of my way!" etc.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Mum's favourite joke is to wear one of my bras on her head
while shouting "I can get my whole head in here!".

It's hilarious, as you can imagine.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)

I have to say, before my chest happened, me and my dad used to run down the stairs with a head in each cup of one of mummy's bras

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Your own heads presumably?

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Of course

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Hilarious.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:24, Reply)

We thought so.
We made a noise like a cross between a vehicle and a psychopath.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:30, Reply)