The trick is to lie convincingly
my ability to do so, and to back up my argument, has given our quiz team the winning point on several occasions. Well twice, anyway.
(berk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I shall be mindful of this next Wednesday

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)

I'm terribly sorry about this
but I'm going to have to cancel - I'm being whisked away to Wimbledon for the day, all expenses paid etc...
(berk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)

That is the most unlikely and impressively elaborate bullshit excuse for not meeting me I've ever heard

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Yeah, well I'm screwing my tennis coach
and he gets free tickets, so... I can picture message you from centre court if you like.

Besides, if you weren't such a pansy you'd get yourself down to one of the numerous proper bashes that go on.
(berk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Innit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)

If TC behaves will you let him take you (up the) number 2 court?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Meh
old news.
(berk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Sorry berk. It wasn't funny months ago.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:58, Reply)

It does worry me slightly that you keep asking whether I have had happy analfuntimes
if I say yes, will you stop speculating?
(berk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:01, Reply)

No.
It was only because you posted that 'I did something I never thought I'd do' thing the other week that there has been speculation.

I won't mention it again.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Oh yeah
That actually makes it significantly more likely. In which case I hope you have a fucking awesome time :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:02, Reply)