A disco where no-one dances and all the attendees sit as far from the decks as possible,
occasionally shaking their heads sadly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:48, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

send me a copy of your playlist and I will give you validation from afar

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:49, Reply)

I'll broadcast the show live on 'the internet'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:59, Reply)

And each song has a 20minute introduction
on WHY IT'S BETTER THAN THE SONGS YOU LIKE
(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Yep, with an accompanying slide show.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:55, Reply)

You're consistent in your level of entertainment Monters, I'll give you that.

( thealternativefact, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:59, Reply)

No fucker's going to dance anyway are they
As much as no-one ever wants to be the first to get up and shake their booty in a club, it sure as hell isn't going to happen when surrounded by all manner of cunts with camera phones who'll upload the pics on Monday morning and meme the fuck out of them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Well that'll just leave the floor open for us to tango then won't it.
by tango I mean me tripping over your feet and landing on my arse and you stropping off Louis Spence style.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:24, Reply)

Will there be awkward silences?
I'm only interested if there are awkward silences.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:55, Reply)

Loads of them. And the obligatory technical breakdown as well.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:55, Reply)

<s>technical</s> emotional

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:58, Reply)

How about a fight where some guy hits on another guy's girl
and the girl's yelling "Leave 'im, 'e's not worf it" and the guy's yelling "I'll fackin' kill 'im!"?
( Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:05, Reply)

I'll bring that down from Manchester if you like

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:24, Reply)

You can keep it if you like, kthxby

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:25, Reply)