Oh monty, I think I agree with you when that is the most dullest music possible, that the only people who like it are pathetic teenagers who have come to the conclusion that the girl they want to spluff up will only let _all_ his friends do it but not him
That he's the kind of guy who'll lead a girl off from her group at Glastonberry and point at the sunset in one of the more secluded fields and start crying "It's so beutiful... god really exists", in the hope that she'd nosh him off when really she's thinking "Fucking hell, christ, I gotta get outta here, this guy is going to axe-murder me".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:30, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

There's something not right about the boy.
You know when some nutter gets caught having killed a load of prossies or eaten some kids or something, and they interview the neighbours and they always say 'he kept himself to himself, we thought he was a bit weird but never imagined he could be capable of this'? It's a bit like that, I reckon.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:33, Reply)

"Enjoyed his late-night gardening."
"He was out there all hours." Yeah, I know the type.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:36, Reply)

The 'Bills' of this world.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:36, Reply)

Yeah', I bet he'll turn up to Stone Henge in a druid outfit on Summer Sollice for the 'enlightening experiane' when really the closest he's come to pagen values was nipping into a Games Workshop and getting a Tree People figureine.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:36, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:40, Reply)

stop telling everyone my glastonbury moves.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:12, Reply)