I've just had to post the picture that says "arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics"
calm me down before I smash my keyboard
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:12, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm not sure why you are so angry K,
But have a smoke and maybe some grapes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:14, Reply)

hahaha ironically enough, there's been loads of arguing and it all started with smoking
because some girl was all "SMOKING AFFECTS US THAT DON'T SMOKE"
you're not allowed to smoke in restaurants or bars here anymore, and so she changes her argument to "I THINK YOU SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO SMOKE IN BARS SO THAT DRUNKS AREN'T PILING OUTSIDE, THEY SHOULD HAVE A PLACE FOR THAT" and then "I'M JUST SAYING THAT TAX FROM CIGARETTES IS SUPPOSED TO GO TO CHILDREN'S HEALTHCARE BUT IT DOESN'T"
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:16, Reply)

Kick her in the cunt and then stamp on her face.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:18, Reply)

I don't even know the bitch is the thing. If I could screen cap this thing, I swear, this bitch is a smug smartass cunt
who is only arguing for the sake of it
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:19, Reply)

Hey, better die from smoking than it is for being a redneck retard.
She'll probably get run over by a wayward tractor or something.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:20, Reply)

TRUE
At least I enjoy being a smoker, I doubt she enjoys people thinking she's a redneck retard.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:22, Reply)

I'll bet she is like a female Willard*
*Footloose
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:23, Reply)

aw I like Willard

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:24, Reply)

Hey, use your knowledge of British culture to out smart her!
That'll work.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:26, Reply)

I think she was threatened by my ability to use grammar and capital letters properly.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:30, Reply)

And the fact you smoke.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:31, Reply)

*sings* it's my body and I'll smoke if I want to

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:33, Reply)

Hey K
I'm sorry if I upset you last night. I didn't mean to shit on your plans. It honestly would be lovely to have you over here at some point.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:23, Reply)

I've apologised as well.
She has yet to acknowledge it however.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:24, Reply)

I'm sorry I've been busy arguing online!

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:24, Reply)

So are we both forgiven?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:25, Reply)

yeah alright i reckon

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:26, Reply)

Woo!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:26, Reply)

yay
*does happy dance*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:27, Reply)

You bullying people off the internet again?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:22, Reply)

I'd like to, but I'm too nice to tell her what I think of her.
So I posted a picture instead. I should've littered it with lots of "lol"s and smileys.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:26, Reply)

Don;t forget the hearts and the bizarrely constructed butterflies

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:26, Reply)

I don't know how to do those butterflies :((((

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:29, Reply)

I wish I possessed the skill and bite it took to be extremely hateful to people.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:40, Reply)

It is pointless aye.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:16, Reply)

she's a backwater redneck retard and I hope she understood what I thought of her by posting that picture

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:18, Reply)

you can never really say what you mean clearly
on the internet and people make assumptions about you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:18, Reply)

yeah which is also why it doesn't fucking matter.
I learnt that the hard way.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:19, Reply)

Sometimes it's fun
you fucking prick
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:21, Reply)

also
sarcasm doesn't convey terribly well online.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:24, Reply)

Especially if you're Ray

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:25, Reply)

Oh, boo-hoo-hoo
b3th can't convey sarcasm. My heart bleeds. It really does.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:25, Reply)

*cries*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:25, Reply)

MINDPISSINGS

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:26, Reply)

Oh dear. What a personal disaster.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:27, Reply)

I love the fact that he could say the things we'd usually say sarcastically with total sincerity.
"I'd really like to take the opportunity to visit Croxteth while I'm in Liverpool!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:28, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:29, Reply)

I saw Newman & Baddiel live when i was at school.
And Punt & Dennis whenI was at university. I very much enjoyed both gigs.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:28, Reply)

I saw N&B when I was 15!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:29, Reply)

That's possibly the same tour. It was '92?
Maybe the tour before you went.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:35, Reply)

'92 yup.
December.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:38, Reply)

Hold on, was I 14 or 15?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:38, Reply)

Jesus I was 14.
We went along to the Empire Theatre all by ourselves, me and my mate Anna.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:40, Reply)

It shouldn't oughta be allowed.
Were they at least great seats?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:45, Reply)

milky milky

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:31, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXMapqiDsqs
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:33, Reply)

that's you that is

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:36, Reply)

No, This is that's you that is!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWXTdN4kOKA&feature=related
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:38, Reply)

I was merely claiming that that dude was you
it's certainly how I imagine you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:40, Reply)

That was the Punt & Dennis tour I saw - The Milky Milky tour.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:34, Reply)

I've never seen 'em live.
But I do remember listening to the Mary Whitehouse Experience when it was a radio show.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:32, Reply)