Obviously...
... Southerners are all shandy-drinking poofters who obsess about the price of their houses and Northrners are all flat-cap-wearing whippet buggerers, whereas Midlanders are great!

Discuss.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:50, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Midlanders are the bastard offspring of the glorious North and the gay South
We use you lot as a wall
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:50, Reply)

You're neither one nor tother.
A sort of branch off the homosapian tree that evolved into a totally different species.
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:52, Reply)

The stump of the tree

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Oww yiss.
The beaowtiful sound of the Midlinds accint. Joost screams class, doozunt it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Kipper tie?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Milk and 2 sugars please!

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Mikes one desoir to 'ear the rheggemowsic sounds of Yow Bie Fur Tie doozunt it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:54, Reply)

That took too long to decode

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:54, Reply)

All my family are brummies
so I had no trouble *sighs*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:55, Reply)

rud rud whine.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:04, Reply)