A wank without porn
Or a 'mental and physical workout' as it's known.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:27, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

There are lots of different kinds of wank
Some are merely used to achieve a pleasant sensation or the easing of a hangover. For those surely you don't need sexy pictures?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:30, Reply)

It depends whether one's spam javelin is sufficiently arousable as to be conducive to it
Sometimes one can find oneself so mentally and physically exhausted that only that video of Darth being bummed and wolfbagged by Sportacus (of Lazytown fame) is going to be sufficient to achieve wanking readiness.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:34, Reply)

But Kristine doesn't need to get an erection to masturbate
Does she???! Crikey...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:35, Reply)

How's she supposed to find her clit unless it's protruding like a sore haemorrhoid?
God knows I have enough trouble finding those things...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:38, Reply)

My mate started a rumour that lesbians put Baby Bio on their clits to make them grow.
Some people believed him.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:42, Reply)

Stop talking about my parts!

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:52, Reply)

they'll be on to your crankshaft next

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:55, Reply)

this really grinds my gears

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:57, Reply)