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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My boss is a gimmer with no social skills, shit taste in music and does no fucking work.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:36, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Just make sure that report's on my desk by 4pm, OK?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:39, Reply)
It's funny because I'm self-employed.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:43, Reply)
I think you're going to have to pull yourself in for a disciplinary.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:54, Reply)
You're the second person to suggest I discipline myself
in the last five minutes. Either you all think I'm some kind of filthy pervert, or all b3tan men are filthy perverts.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:56, Reply)
The latter.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:58, Reply)
I think you're probably right.
You feeling any better yet?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:59, Reply)
Not really : (
I don't usually get very needy for human comfort when I'm ill but for some reason I am this time.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:02, Reply)
Give Blousie a Beechams!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:02, Reply)
I've had an internet hug from poppet and luggage.
Not the same as the real thing but better than a kick in the teeth as they say.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)
*boobysquishinghugs* again
Colds are shit, Blousie. Day Nurse and Night Nurse are where it's at. Also, hot toddies and hot baths. And lots of sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)
I'd go and see my mum for a cuddle but she's small and bony.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:09, Reply)
So's mine
I do wonder sometimes how she ended up with a heiffer like me for a daughter.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:11, Reply)
^this
Unfortunately me and my sisters take after my dad.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:14, Reply)
Yeah, me too.
My Dad, that is, not yours. DJ takes after our Mum, which is why he's apparently so good-looking.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:16, Reply)
Both my parents were lookers when they were young and even into middle-age.
By rights I should be fucking gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:18, Reply)
You say that like you're not.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:19, Reply)
I'm not.
I'm not fugly either.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:21, Reply)
I can't speak for everyone,
but I am certainly a filthy pervert.

I didn't choose a creepy gaz as my medium, though. Points!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)

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