One of my colleagues has no arse, and has to shit in a bag.
It sometimes drops out of the bottom of his shirt, and is most off-putting.

Another one has just about the worst case of dandruff I've ever seen. When he combs his hair, it looks like it's snowing.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:38, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Ugh to both. Ugh.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Yup.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Which of the two is Piston?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Neither.
He's not on my team.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Hang on
You work with someone who DOESN'T HAVE AN ARSE?!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Yeah.
Colostomy bag.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:50, Reply)

How can you bugger him?
/Darth's thoughts
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Yeah alright mate
"My" thoughts. Yep. We believe you.

What's going on around here, Luggers? That's three in three days.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:52, Reply)

no one is convinced by your poor efforts to deflect the gay jibes on to others

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:54, Reply)

AA saw Busted live
Sportscow watches Holby City

Judge for yourself
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:56, Reply)

ok, well they aren't helping themselves.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:56, Reply)

'xactly
I admit it was flimsy in your case, but B3tans seem to be lining up to take the pink bullet this week
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:58, Reply)

so it would seem

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:59, Reply)

I think they sell those in Ann Summers, don't they?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)

How does watching a TV program about a hospital make me gay?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Well, there's always the stoma.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:54, Reply)

How does he sit down without falling off the chair?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:53, Reply)

You work for the Council don't you?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:54, Reply)

No, an IT company.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:59, Reply)

That's odd, usually the wastebin of humanity work exclusively for the Council
and by work I mean do nothing but gossip, be on flexi time, or simply fuck-it on the sick for six months
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)

How is working for the council going for you then?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)