Jordan goes into Harveys bedroom to find him covered head to foot in cellotape, she cant get it off so she rushes him to A & E the Doctor gives him a check over and turns to Jordan and says " I am sorry to tell you this but this is the worst case of sticky black spastic i've ever seen."
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:57, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

hahahaha!
Winna!
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:57, Reply)

What do Harvey Price and HP sauce have in common? Their initials


How are they different? HP sauce has a cap to stop it from dribbling
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:59, Reply)

oh, man.
that's really quite good.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:58, Reply)

She went to a car dealership and said 'I want to get a customised car for Harvey'
The salesmen said, 'Sure, what flavour do you want the windows?'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Horse semen

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:00, Reply)

She's a Barbie Girl
In a barbie World
Tits are plastic
Son's a spastic

He can't comb his hair
He dribbles every where
It's fantastic
He's a spastic

Come on Harvey let's go party
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:00, Reply)

When Peter Andre and Katie Price finalised their divorce, she announced she'd miss the family holidays they had, the TV specials they made, and the time they spent together.

He said he'd miss the titwanks and watching the fat, cod eyed retard walk into the door.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:02, Reply)