A bunch of people from the 501st dressed up as Clone Troopers
Stopping and searching people on their way home. That's the first time I've managed to find an actual use for quoting Star Wars

"This isn't the rucksack you're looking for".

And the man in question, to his credit, played along.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:00, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The 501st?
Were you accosted by a group of jeans?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)

501st Stormtrooper Legion.
It's a geek thing.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:22, Reply)

I would have violently assaulted the lot of them. What tossers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)

I don't even understand what he is banging on about

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Some pitiful cunts - adults, to boot - got dressed up and were playing at 'Star Wars'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)

This lot
www.501st.com/

Otherwise known as "Vader's Fist".

Fnarr.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Sometimes I despair for humanity

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Considering they were in body armour
That wouldn't have been a good idea.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)

I carry a pistol.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Why the fuck did a bunch of sweaty dressed up nerds think that they could stop and search you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)

I think it was a publicity stunt of some sort.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)

So, i would have told them to fuck right off
The same response is reserved for chuggers, Sky salesmen and worst of all people in the world flashmobbers - get out of my fucking way fucking cunts, you're not zany, not interesting and you are in the way.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Meh, I found it funny.
Besides, it was a break from the humdrum.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:42, Reply)