Funniest/Strangest things you have seen on the way to work (or back home again)
A few weeks ago I was on the Metro to work when it slowed down and the driver informed everyone to look out the window at the family of foxes at the trackside. Cute eh?

Often it stops near to a small block of flats to let the Airport Metro onto the track. Looking around, I was greeted by the site of a fat bloke going hammer and tongs at his missus in one of the windows.

Alt:
Praise a b3tan time. Be nice for once
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:27, 185 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Alt: NakedApe does a BRILLIANT impression of a spastic.
It's spot on.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)

See
You CAN be nice ... oh
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Less than a minute that took

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)

His obsession with you is quite sweet really.

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Chompesque

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Alright, Yoda, that'll do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)

When 900 years you reach
....oh
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)

OH MAN I LOVE QUOTING FROM STAR WARS ALMOST AS MUCH AS 'WITHNAIL'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Withnail hates to quote Star Wars, you muppet

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)

OH, DOES THAT MEAN I HAVE TO HAVE A DRINK NOW?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)

I'M PLAYING THE 'WITHNAIL DRINKING GAME', YOU SEE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)

*mumbles*
*something about cunt*

Err, aye. Go on then
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)

you're fine
that's not how the withnail drinking game works.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)

OH OK.
IS IT 'EVERY TIME A HUGELY OVERRATED PIECE OF STUDENT WANKY DIALOGUE IS SAID BY LUVVIE WANKSTAIN RICHARD GRANT - SORRY 'RICHARD E GRANT' I HAVE TO HAVE A DRINK?'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Your incessant shouting is just like watching the Grantmeister "act"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)

actually, no.
You just have to match them both drink for drink. It makes the film much more bearable. Bonus points for actually chinning lighter fluid.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)

I SEE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Jeffthedogfucker is awesome.
Nuff said.
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Woo!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Ruff said, more like.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)

I think everyone on here is awesome!
Well done the lot of you for making me laugh every day. Take a bow and have a biscuit
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Now fish your shoe out of the Channel.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Quite a throw from here I thought

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Alt: Blousie ROCKS.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)

haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Both posted at 15.29
It's a SIGN Blousie. A SIGN!!!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)

*gets down on one knee*

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)

it's more comfortable and easier to balance on both knees...

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)

You'd know would you?

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)

gayer than a troupe of monkeys on nitrous oxide in Barrymore's pool, me.
obviously.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Nice imagery

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)

of madness
One step anyway
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)

*sighs*
anyway beyond
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)

THAT'S THE ....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)

name of Madness' first album.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)

I sense a disturbance in the zing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)

The first sign of Madness is Suggs walking up your driveway.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)

You don't know it was his missus
You live in Newcastle, it was probably his daughter. Or his Mum.

Alt: I got nothin' but love for many a B3tan, but in the interests of not being called a bender for once, I'll say that b3th is fucking awesome and anyone would be lucky to call her a friend.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)

*b3th high fives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)

She's almost as lovely as me and that's no mean feat.

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Until she goes on the pier she is DEAD TO ME.
Do you hear that. DEAD.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)

I met a fox on tottenham court road once
whilst heading home from work at 5am. Slight double take, I have to be honest.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Sam?
Megan?
Dr?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Dr Fox is a lying fraudulent cunt
he's not even a real fox.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Genuine officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)

The Fantastic Mr?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)

They're all over the show.
I get woken up by their frankly disturbing wailing outside my flat fairly frequently. Sounds like a baby being tortured.

And I should know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)

You've got a wailing wall?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)

You really should turn off the DVD of Baby P before going to kip mate

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)

it was more the way it looked at me
with a "now what the fuck are YOU doing here?" kind of look.

Mind, I'd been at work for just over 70 hours straight so I could have read too much into the look.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)

there's one
that hangs out outside my house sometimes. Although that might just be a stalker in disguise
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Big shout out to Al and PJM who always boost my self esteem when I'm feeling fugly.

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Cheer up bgb, there's far uglier people on this very website

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)

*waves*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)

B3tans have the ideal features to be unseen and as far away from me as possible

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Monty makes me laugh
ummmm Vipros passed me a joint once that was nice.

The rest of you can kiss my sweaty balls
( Peej, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)

I've seen quite a number of kids run into lampposts, school kids being pushed into bushes by their friends
None of them hugely stick in my mind anymore though, not since the magnificent one of the lad who jumped off the bus, shouted 'Wanker!' through the closing doors, turned, and walked straight into one of his teachers. The look of horror crossing the lads face was magnificent.

Alt: TGB, BGB, Aber, Chickenlady, PJM, Crowsephine, Tourettes, DG, Bella, POA, Spak, Lusty, Lampito, and Spikeypickle are all absolutely ace people. They're all very friendly, and most of them are even patient with a spacker like myself in the flesh.

I look forward to meeting Monty, Jeff, Sportscow and Darth at some point too.

And as for the mighty badger, meh.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Sod ya then!
*Stomps off*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Why?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)

you massive ninja deleting shitweasel.
I was happy being part of your "Meh"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Too little.
Too late.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)

In all honesty, you were a genuine mistake
I listed people I knew were on here now, you completely slipped my mind.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)

And now I'm a 'genuine mistake'
*breaks down again*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)

That's how FreeFair's parents describe him.
So don't worry, you're not alone!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Woop!
I've made the list
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Well whoop de fucking do!

( Peej, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)

In your face PJ
Where is your Duncan now?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)

I'm the only person in the world who can tell us apart!

( Peej, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)

I'm BLIND!
He cannee see man!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Likewise mate
We'll bash it up at some point
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)

My ex husband had half a front tooth missing
from walking into a lamp post while reading a comic.

he was 16 when this happened
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Considering I live in a city famed for the Deaconesque nature of its denizens,
I see very little in the way of spactacular entertainment on my morning sojourn to the office.

This is probably because I go to and from work in a giant water slide, buying bananas with my contactless technology from Barclays debit card.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)

LIES - ON THE INTERNET
You bank with Lloyds. And by bank, I mean wank
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)

that's real! yay!
and I thought I hated london.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)

I was going to post a massive nod to all of you but it's taking too long, and it's repetitive because you're all lovely.
But I'll just leave these here, and the rest of you can sod off or just ask me to write you one or sod off I don't care.

BGB isn't afraid to tell you what she thinks. I admire that.
Jeff is lovely because he's always [or at least seems to be] genuinely interested in the daily happenings with everyone.
Monty has a way with words that makes me sometimes feel like I'm hypnotised, I may not get half his posts but I love to read what he writes.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)

we're not all lovely
I'm a right cunt.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)

and you smell funny

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)

are you hiding in my office?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:47, Reply)

f ri
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)

can you see me?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)

you're hiding very well.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)

You'll never find me!

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)

shame.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)

put the knife down, please.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:56, Reply)

haha
the most dangerous thing in my office is a half-empty mug of tea.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:01, Reply)

'You are feeling very sleepy. Verrrry sleeepy. Now, whap your knockers out'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)

There's no-one here for me to impress Kristine.
Hence me becoming a gobshite.
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:52, Reply)

I say I admire you and you call yourself a gobshite.
Worst day ever.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Haha!
I am quite touched actually : )
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Alt: I HATE YOU LOT TOO
I saw a guy in one of those mobility scooters hooning along the street. He was wearing a helmet painted to look like a dragon.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Got a wagon? Sport a dragon.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I was on the Metro to the airport a while ago
and some fat bird was trying to get on with one of those. Trouble was the platform was just a bit lower than the Metro door and she just crashed into the edge of the step over and over again. It was mesmerising
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Hey I've got a better idea, lets just find a b3tan we like and suck their fucking cock
at least someone will get a blowjob out of it!
( Peej, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)

In my defence it was the Alt Q
Now get sucking
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)

I'm sucking Blousies cock,
The rest of you haven't washed.
( Peej, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:52, Reply)

You'll have to wait till I get home as it's under the bed.

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Argument with the wife again?

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)

What do you mean?
We never argue.
( Peej, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Not really strange
But several times on my way to school I have spotted the Wolverhampton litter picker from a TV show the name of I can't remember, who was featured on Harry Hill's TV Burp.
"Bottle o' Lambrusca ay it?!"
(888777555, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Cor it's freefair

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Hang about
Are you saying you can't think of a B3tan you want to be nice about?

After all the kindness we've shown you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)

Hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)

Well actually
Kristine seems to have been pretty decent to me.
(888777555, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)

I rate you as the best new poster

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)

He's good, but he's no Happybara.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Or, dare I even sully his memory...

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:10, Reply)

fuck you, I haven't

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:16, Reply)

School, hahahaha, i remember that from before I had money, a driving license and my own house

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)

I like Sportscow even though he is Northern, this is some feat
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Why thank you
I feel strangely honoured
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)

Oh, and once I spotted a motorcade of Wolves 1st team players in their luxury and sports cars going through a suburban residential area.
six of them.I was impressed.
(888777555, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Hahaha
Wolves "players". Very good.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)

I'll have you know
Wolverhampton Wanderers are a team worthy of playing their football in the most famous league in the world.
(888777555, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)

He's done you there Darth

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)

That explains a lot.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Mutch and Bull always used to score against Bristol City.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Bull scored against everyone
and everyone scores against Bristol City
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:57, Reply)

I was also at the game at Ashton Gate for this incident
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQokPUt8J8g
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Ahem
worthy of playing their football highly adept at kicking the living shit out of other teams
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Doesn't surprise me.
Wolves tend to go about in packs.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)

haha. nice work.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Worst thing I've ever seen on my way to work was me:
Squatting in the bin cupboard of a revolting council block round the back of Old Street roundabout, at 7am, with agonising gouts of foetid, steaming diarrhoea jetting out of my arsehole like a burst chocolate fire hydrant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)

Enduring image
isn't it, hmmm?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Hmm? Underpants for loo roll. Hmm?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:52, Reply)

we've all been there, Monty.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)

I most certainly have not been near Monty's arsehole

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)

It was a low point in a lifetime of self-inflicted indignities.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:59, Reply)

But you've bounced back now though right!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:00, Reply)

YES THANKS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Any reason?
Or just for your own entertainment?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)

I really wasn't well. It was that or crap myself followed by a twenty minute walk home dripping with shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Neither a great choice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:58, Reply)

This morning, I walked the mile and a half to work
as I'd left my van here last night. And on my way I saw lots of poor people. They seemed to be everywhere, some were waiting for buses, some were walking around.

It was disgusting.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)

They were reflections

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)

I already knew you walked to work today
I felt a disturbance in the force.
( Peej, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)

I hope you soaked yourself in hand sanitizer when you got to work!

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Only proles use that
I have my valet clean my hands using turkish soap.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:59, Reply)

when you say valet you mean turkish boy slave
I'm not stupid
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:10, Reply)

+ sex
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)

you should see the skid mark of humanity that queues up otside the job centre on my way to work

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:59, Reply)

One that I cannot unsee
I was stood waiting on Brixton station once (easily the dirtiest station in London) on my way home from work. It's an elevated station that runs, at least in part, over a market or some kind (no idea if it's Brixton Market, or just a market that happens to be in Brixton). To while away the time I was looking over the wall behind the platform and down on to the market, I had an almost birds-eye-view of all the comings and goings.

There was a small brick building on one side, which may have been a public toilet, behind which one would be out of sight from the rest of the market but in clear view from where I was.

As I watched a rather large, perfectly normal looking middle-aged woman walked behind this building, hoisted up her skirt and proceeded to take a massive dump.

What sticks with me is that she did not squat or anything, just stood and kind of waved/shook her massive arse around in such a way as to fling the shit away from her. It was most odd and I can still see that massive, gyrating, shit flinging arse in my mind's eye to this day, at least 5 years later.

A little bit of my residual faith in, and respect for, humanity died that day.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:58, Reply)

HAHAHA

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:59, Reply)

A bit like a hippo territory marking then?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:01, Reply)

bleaugh

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Guess you just got mental picture.
Just think of it, little bits of shit being sent flying everywhere with reckless abandon.

A bit like a tubgirl, only in a city centre.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Tube Girl would be a more apt name

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:10, Reply)

CLICK

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)

More solid
it was in big earthy lumps, not a liquid stream like tubgirl
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:16, Reply)

POTD.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Wow
I am genuinely honoured sir.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Well earned. What a hilarious tale.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)

From previous posts
it sounds like it could have been Monty.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Nah
, older, fatter, more female and blacker, in fact totally un-monty-likie
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Sounds like Monty to me.

( Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:16, Reply)

I knew it was all an act
He's actually an undercover black disabled lesbian from the Thought Police here to entrap us all into laughing at his racism and then 'he' will report us to his superiors for reprogramming.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Dammit. Time to create another online persona.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Fuck off Bert

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:28, Reply)

A bunch of people from the 501st dressed up as Clone Troopers
Stopping and searching people on their way home. That's the first time I've managed to find an actual use for quoting Star Wars

"This isn't the rucksack you're looking for".

And the man in question, to his credit, played along.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:00, Reply)

The 501st?
Were you accosted by a group of jeans?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)

501st Stormtrooper Legion.
It's a geek thing.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:22, Reply)

I would have violently assaulted the lot of them. What tossers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)

I don't even understand what he is banging on about

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Some pitiful cunts - adults, to boot - got dressed up and were playing at 'Star Wars'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)

This lot
www.501st.com/

Otherwise known as "Vader's Fist".

Fnarr.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Sometimes I despair for humanity

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Considering they were in body armour
That wouldn't have been a good idea.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)

I carry a pistol.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Why the fuck did a bunch of sweaty dressed up nerds think that they could stop and search you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)

I think it was a publicity stunt of some sort.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)

So, i would have told them to fuck right off
The same response is reserved for chuggers, Sky salesmen and worst of all people in the world flashmobbers - get out of my fucking way fucking cunts, you're not zany, not interesting and you are in the way.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Meh, I found it funny.
Besides, it was a break from the humdrum.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:42, Reply)

I'm a larper
the real world is weird to me

alt: I've never met a nasty b3tan, although everyone did abandon me in the museum*

*OK, it might have been me getting lost
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:03, Reply)

went on a weekend trip with my friend and we were drunk, hanging outside talking to some other people that went
when I see this guy sort of stumbling around on the second floor of the hotel, they had the open platforms so you could get to any room on the second floor
and so this guy sort of stumbles out of sight, then shows up walking around the first floor of the building and looking at the doors, then out of sight again
then the next time I see him he's going door to door trying his key card in every slot because he's so drunk he can't find his room
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)

We've all done that, surely?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)

can't say that I have
I lose my inibitions, not my hotel room
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:17, Reply)

I've lost an entire hotel several times

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Could have been worse
he could have been wandering round trying to fit his penis into every woman there because he was so drunk he couldn't find his girlfriend.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)

We've all done that, surely?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)

well, yeah.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Brilliant.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Every time I've stayed in a hotel
my room number's been printed on the paper wallet the key card comes with. More fool him.

*feels superior*
( Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:15, Reply)

B3th has quite good taste in music. Darth is a thoroughly good bloke

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:16, Reply)

I don't utterly loathe and despise about four people on here.
How's that?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)

You really are mellowing in old age, maybe you should go and neck some Stella to get the aggression back

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:38, Reply)