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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I really struggle to find Nigella Lawson fit,
I can see it in a matronly type way but she is not very sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:43, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Oh Christ I would until her eyes burst.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:43, Reply)
See I think Nurding is hot.
Apart from being dumber than me and marrying that cunt Redknapp, I totally would.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:45, Reply)
She looks like a fucking aye-aye.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:47, Reply)
I don't know what one is?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:50, Reply)
it's like a normal aye aye
but with a big brown-aye
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:53, Reply)
*applauds*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:06, Reply)
Oh, christ, but she is.
Just look at her eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:44, Reply)
perferably before Monts bursts them.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:44, Reply)
You've got about four seconds.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:47, Reply)
and she'd make you
dinner afterwards?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:45, Reply)
I'm pretty sure I'm at least as good a cook as she is.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:45, Reply)
Try holding your willy while you watch her.
Works for me every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:44, Reply)
and cook?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:47, Reply)
Who mentioned cooking?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:48, Reply)
Not even in this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L57BcmGB-E0
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:46, Reply)
that is class, Ulrika used to be cracking as well!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:50, Reply)
It still makes me giggle.
Ulrika went up in my estimation after she did that.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:51, Reply)
Nah, even I fancy her a bit
although she's the same age as my mum. All kinds of wrong, right there.
(berk, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:49, Reply)
Depends berk.
Is your mum fit?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:50, Reply)
Ahahahahahahaha
no.
(berk, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:50, Reply)

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