Reverse, reverse; What "attractive" celebs don't do it for you?
Cameron Diaz, Jenifer Lopez ,Cheryl Cole, Britney Spears, Phillipa Middleton.
(888777555, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:29, 81 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Beyonce Knowles
She reminds me way too much of Tina Turner.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:30, Reply)

So you don't fancy getting into her nut-bush city

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Off limits.

(888777555, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:33, Reply)

So you don't "want her deep, quivering thigh?"

(888777555, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Tina Turner in the late 60s was pretty fucking tidy.
If you've ever seen her in Gimme Shelter, she is well worth investing a couple of teaspoons-worth on.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:46, Reply)

Shame she became an undignified hag of a woman in the mid 80's though.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:56, Reply)

the list is genuinely huge for me
But I can probably shorten it to "pretty much anyone less than a size 8"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Kinda this ^.
I wouldn't want to be scared of snapping someone.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:36, Reply)

..and yet me and my wobbly ass are single
it's a mystery
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:40, Reply)

it's probably because you can't spell "arse"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:49, Reply)

my spelling has always kept me back
:(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:50, Reply)

any of those 'heart-throbs'
from boy bands
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:38, Reply)

One of the most perplexing 'babes' of all time, for me, is/was 'Lousie Nurding'.
She is not very pretty at all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:40, Reply)

And a bit simple looking to boot.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:43, Reply)

No upper lip at all. Not a trace.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:44, Reply)

I really struggle to find Nigella Lawson fit,
I can see it in a matronly type way but she is not very sexy.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:43, Reply)

Oh Christ I would until her eyes burst.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:43, Reply)

See I think Nurding is hot.
Apart from being dumber than me and marrying that cunt Redknapp, I totally would.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:45, Reply)

She looks like a fucking aye-aye.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:47, Reply)

I don't know what one is?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:50, Reply)

it's like a normal aye aye
but with a big brown-aye
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:53, Reply)

*applauds*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:06, Reply)

Oh, christ, but she is.
Just look at her eyes.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:44, Reply)

perferably before Monts bursts them.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:44, Reply)

You've got about four seconds.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:47, Reply)

and she'd make you
dinner afterwards?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:45, Reply)

I'm pretty sure I'm at least as good a cook as she is.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Try holding your willy while you watch her.
Works for me every time.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:44, Reply)

and cook?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:47, Reply)

Who mentioned cooking?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Not even in this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L57BcmGB-E0
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:46, Reply)

that is class, Ulrika used to be cracking as well!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:50, Reply)

It still makes me giggle.
Ulrika went up in my estimation after she did that.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:51, Reply)

Nah, even I fancy her a bit
although she's the same age as my mum. All kinds of wrong, right there.
(berk, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Depends berk.
Is your mum fit?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Ahahahahahahaha
no.
(berk, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Most wimmins in films
In fact what AB said, most of them, but especially Beyonce, average at best, with some I can see what all the fuss is about even if it's not for me, but i'm genuinely staggered that she's supposed to be the hottest woman on earth by some reckonings, I have trouble even remembering her face.

Actually while I think of it Sandra Bullock Keira knightly Jenifer Lopez are all not worth the bother.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Yes, Sandra Bullock is plain.
And how did we forget Julia Roberts, who looks like a librarians idea of a librarian.
(888777555, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:51, Reply)

Massive gob an' all.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:52, Reply)

Oh god, yes
forgot all about her, and while we're at it, Michele Pfifer(however you spell it) and Kim Basinger can fuck off too.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:53, Reply)

Basinger was filthy, though.
Or, at least looked as though she would be.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:54, Reply)

fine
you can have her then, I'm bored of her pestering me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:55, Reply)

AB?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:51, Reply)

sorry
wrong badger, you guys all look the same to me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Keira Knightley would be pretty if she stopped doing that stupid fucking pouty face
and put about 4 stone on.
(berk, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:51, Reply)

Best description of her, courtesy of Jeremy Clarkson:
"She's like an ironing board with a face".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:52, Reply)

There is much merit in this.

(berk, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:52, Reply)

It made me laugh.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:53, Reply)

Re Beyonce
It's a shame she never married the late, trumpet-playing host of Record Breakers.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:51, Reply)

Hahahahahahahaha

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:54, Reply)

i don't get it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Beyonce Castle

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:55, Reply)

I still dont g...
wait! hahahahha!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:56, Reply)

Sorry.
I stick to the obvious puns in future. Me trying to be a bit 'clever' clearly doesn't work.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:59, Reply)

I had to say that aloud
before I got it. /downs
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:56, Reply)

I disagree about Knightley, I like her a lot.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:51, Reply)

her face is nice
she's got the body of a teenage boy, though. So, basically, what you are saying is that you want teenage boys. Do you want teenage boys?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:52, Reply)

she doesn't have a willy
that I know of.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:54, Reply)

try to hide your disappointment

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:57, Reply)

Leonardo DiCaprio
I think I must have been the only girl in the entire school who didn't go all fluttery and wistful about him when Titanic came out. I think he looks a bit Downs-y, personally.
(berk, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:50, Reply)

he is a bit dumb-looking

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:51, Reply)

Tiny pinhead eyes and a face like a potato.
Does nowt for me.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:05, Reply)

Below the nose it all went wrong for Daryl Hannah.

(888777555, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Most famous handsome guys turn me cold.
I like a bit of personality in there and a bit of rough. Oh and a sense of humour.
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:56, Reply)

cough(seth rogan!)cough
Hahaha!
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:58, Reply)

I LIKE BIG GUYS OK!!!

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:58, Reply)

*eats cake*
*smiles winningly*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:59, Reply)

Ditched the German then?

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:02, Reply)

you either have a long memory or read profiles...
She ditched me about 8 months ago, been through a Russian since then, muite liking the Forrin birds.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:04, Reply)

haha!
I'm half German but I'm not telling you which half.
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:07, Reply)

obvious...
GUYS COCKS
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:00, Reply)

Weren't the last one a big cock, and look where that got her

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:07, Reply)

Hahahaha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:08, Reply)

All of them.
I bet if they weren't celebrities, they wouldn't be considered attractive.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:57, Reply)

I thought this was interesting
blog.okcupid.com/index.php/the-mathematics-of-beauty/

I wonder if it works for which boys girls fancy? Or perhaps we're less predictable
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:59, Reply)

The only thing I know is I'll never understand men. (Apart from Rory).
End of.
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:04, Reply)

OH BOY< THATSAGOODTHINGAMIRITE!!!!111!!!!!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:11, Reply)

I may be late, but I am contributing.
Tom Cruise, older Brad Pitt, Pierce Brosnan, Sean Connery, Daniel Craig, any of the Hemsworth clan

Most of the leading bad boys I just don't fancy.
Paul Walker, etc

Vin Diesel is win though.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:25, Reply)

In general I think they tend to be attractive
but in a really boring way
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:34, Reply)

I don't think I've ever watched a movie fully with Pierce Brosnan or Daniel Craig.
I watched Knight and Day with Tom Cruise the other day and it was alright, he's a pretty good actor considering he's loopy.

I really fancy old school Brad Pitt. Interview with the Vampire is one of my all time favorite movies and I like Tom Cruise in it.
I also fucking love Legends of the Fall.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:38, Reply)

i never remember who actors are
except maybe johnny depp. yum
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:42, Reply)