Make one up.

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:47, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

He can't do that, because then when the harpies are angry at him, they'll shout all his names at him, including the wrong one.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:49, Reply)

This is a good point
They're currently going through every name in the world, including all the HILARIOUS prefixes to my surname. I am relying on you for respite, B3ta. Well, you and the Beastie Boys
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:52, Reply)

why don't you politely tell them to Fuck Off?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Have done. And impolitely.
They've changed tack to criticising sunglasses now. I commented that one pair were OK in an Audrey Hepburn way, and she got annoyed when I said she wasn't as good-looking as Audrey Hepburn. AUDREY FUCKING HEPBURN.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:59, Reply)

No one is as good looking as she is.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:01, Reply)

I can think of about three names
and I'm not convinced about two of them.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:03, Reply)

How about 'Gaylord'?
My pal Nick once put another friend of ours on the guest list for a gig - on the condition that he had to give his name as 'Martin Gaylord-Turner' at the door. Lol.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:52, Reply)

A friend of mine once booked a table at a restaurant under the name Galvatron
For a second date, no less. She's still with him.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:56, Reply)