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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have discovered having a cold and a hangover is no worse than just having a cold.
I feel like Marie Curie discovering whatever it was with radioactivity. I should go out and tell the world.


What have you discovered that will amaze us?
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:10, 226 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I've discovered that Blousie ROCKS.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:12, Reply)
that's not new news, where have you been?

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:13, Reply)
Aw shucks!
*punches Jeff on shoulder*
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:15, Reply)
*Oww!*
You know I'm brittle.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:16, Reply)
I thought you were Brizzle.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:17, Reply)
I'm that too!
I'm lots of things.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:18, Reply)
You're a veritable cornucopia of stuff, aren't you hon.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:19, Reply)
Cornucopia. What a mellifluous word.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:20, Reply)
It's one of my favorite words.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:20, Reply)
I have discovered the wonders of immodium on a bad stomach.
I was very unwell last night. :( But I'm all better now :D
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:13, Reply)
Yay! You must have eaten something dodgy.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:16, Reply)
I have no idea what it could have been.
Was all home cooked stuff that I would normally eat and be fine over the past few days. But yeah. Immodium is a GOOD thing. As is Maxolon.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:17, Reply)
Never heard of Maxolon.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:19, Reply)
it's an anti-emetic.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:19, Reply)
We both had an attack yesterday, only lasted a couple of hours.
I started with it on the treadmill at the gym and when I accepted defeat had to cycle home. Really didn't want to get off that bike!
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:24, Reply)
bloody hell. /ac
I would have called someone to get me if I was at risk of being seen in public with such a bad stomach!
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:29, Reply)
Yay! Poppet has got rid of the wild shites.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:29, Reply)
not anymore!
YAY!
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:31, Reply)
I've discovered that when my workmates, or specifically the three harpies who sit near me fresh from tempting MacBeth,
are very annoying when they decide it's only right that I tell them my middle name.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:46, Reply)
Make one up.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:47, Reply)
He can't do that, because then when the harpies are angry at him, they'll shout all his names at him, including the wrong one.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:49, Reply)
This is a good point
They're currently going through every name in the world, including all the HILARIOUS prefixes to my surname. I am relying on you for respite, B3ta. Well, you and the Beastie Boys
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:52, Reply)
why don't you politely tell them to Fuck Off?

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:58, Reply)
Have done. And impolitely.
They've changed tack to criticising sunglasses now. I commented that one pair were OK in an Audrey Hepburn way, and she got annoyed when I said she wasn't as good-looking as Audrey Hepburn. AUDREY FUCKING HEPBURN.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:59, Reply)
No one is as good looking as she is.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:01, Reply)
I can think of about three names
and I'm not convinced about two of them.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:03, Reply)
How about 'Gaylord'?
My pal Nick once put another friend of ours on the guest list for a gig - on the condition that he had to give his name as 'Martin Gaylord-Turner' at the door. Lol.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:52, Reply)
A friend of mine once booked a table at a restaurant under the name Galvatron
For a second date, no less. She's still with him.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:56, Reply)
I've discovered that Monty's Bar on Brick Lane is no longer free on October 1st
BECAUSE WE'VE BOOKED IT FOR THE BASH TO DESTROY ALL WEAKER BASHES.

I've also discovered that I am still a bit pissed. Today is going to be a long and painful one. Bit like Poppet's last visit to the 'water closet'.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:49, Reply)
ta love.
How are you *still* pissed? how much did you drink last night?
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:50, Reply)
Rather a lot.
Including Wray & Nephew overproof rum which is about 80% alcohol or something preposterous like that.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:53, Reply)
*is not surprised*

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:56, Reply)
*isn't either*

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:06, Reply)
I hope when you booked it, you took into account my special dietary requirements.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:52, Reply)
Yes - they stock Bonio, we asked.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:52, Reply)
Not that. The cheese and the pineapple - that's the future.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:53, Reply)
They have a dedicated cheese and pineapple 'lounge'.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:55, Reply)
Woo-hoo!

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:56, Reply)
There's also an outdoor vol-au-vent arena - and a chicken in the basket zone.
it's reet posh I tells ye.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:58, Reply)
I'm there

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:01, Reply)
Can I book the VIP area now or just turn up on the night and be escorted there?

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:55, Reply)
The Fritzl Suite will be available from 8pm.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:56, Reply)
+ it's downstairs.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:56, Reply)
Nice and cosy and dark then.
I'll need four plastic sheets and a bottle of Crystal please.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:59, Reply)
Consider it done.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:06, Reply)
You're so accomodating.
I'll be sure to let Jay-Z know the next time he's in town.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:10, Reply)
I'll tell him myself - he's popping round later to return my box set of 'Spaced' DVDs.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:12, Reply)
May I just say I think this is genuinely the first untrue namedrop I've done on here.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:14, Reply)
Apart from that time I claimed my dad was Bruce Lee.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:15, Reply)
And that time I said my mum played the triangle in Showaddywaddy.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:16, Reply)
And when I said my uncle was David Niven.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:17, Reply)
I may have slightly exaggerated my Neil Buchanan connections also.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:18, Reply)
i think
I am having an Art Attack! Groo!
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:51, Reply)
haha!

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:15, Reply)
So October 1st is confirmed?
BUGGER.

Can I provide one of you with a list of things I would have done had I been able to attend?
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:57, Reply)
Bummed someone, bummed someone else and bummed someone else again....
^ Is my guess as to how your 'list' would play out.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:58, Reply)
*Makes list*
- Ruthlessly bum JeffTheDogFucker for being a cheeky shite
- Ask Monty for something I'm confident he'll absolutely hate which isn't Bowie
- Flirt with BGB (mostly to annoy Jeff)
- Buy Bartleby a pint, dependent on cricket results between now and then
- Mock FreeFair's rubbish fake ID
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:02, Reply)
Pfft! You could bum me to death in front of Jeff all night and he wouldn't care.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:03, Reply)
I would if I could attend
Trust me
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:05, Reply)
I'll probably owe you half a dozen pints by then.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:03, Reply)
I dunno
I don't think either of us has racked up two correct predo's in a go
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:06, Reply)
There is the one day series next.
Plenty of time to be completely wrong.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:09, Reply)
Good point
Am massively undecided about this one. The smart money is on a fuckload of runs being scored.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:17, Reply)
Here's a really weird suggestion...
could you simply just, I don't know...not do whatever it is you're doing - DJing, I believe - and come to the bash instead? Isn't there someone else who could do it that evening instead?
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:30, Reply)
That phones can unlock themselves and order you two iPads and a Samsung Galaxy Tab whilst walking home from work.
I apparently owe ebay roughly £700.

Oh shit doesn't quite cover it.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:53, Reply)
It would be cheaper to smoke tabs than buy a Samsung one.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:54, Reply)
Have you got kids?
If so, it was them.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:54, Reply)
No, I don't.
But strangely I might be able to conjure up one at short notice.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:56, Reply)
I think eBay will require an answer in less than 9 months mate

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:58, Reply)
Nah I'll just kidnap one.
Anyone have a puppy, van and sweets I could borrow?
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:59, Reply)
Yes

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:02, Reply)
You worry me.
In other news, does anyone want an iPad? £260 approx?
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:05, Reply)
I'll trade it for a puppy, a van and some sweets

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:05, Reply)
Frankly the money would be better.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:06, Reply)
Does anyone want to buy a puppy, a van and some sweets?

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:09, Reply)
I have discovered that the Curry Hell challenge really is so
3 of the lads have been up all night puking and shitting. I'm so glad I couldn't go!
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:59, Reply)
I'll bet Lord Harpole is pissing himself in curry heaven.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:07, Reply)
They look most unwell

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:08, Reply)
Pfft! men never learn.
I went for a curry with my step-dad once and he saw something on the menu called a Bombay badboy and had to have it. I've never seen a whole head go so pink so fast before.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:09, Reply)
I love spicy food but apparently this was stupid

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:10, Reply)
You've never seen a bald man sniff poppers then.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:13, Reply)
I haven't lived have I.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:28, Reply)
Clearly not. Unlucky.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:29, Reply)
I've discovered that our new tivo box doesn't have the BBC red button feature
When the snooker is on next and my wife can't switch between the tables I will be very much A DEAD MAN. That'll teach me for being blinded by the 'shiny shiny'
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:00, Reply)
Oh really?
You'd think I had my eyes burned out from their sockets by the shiny shiny if you saw my ebay bid history.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:02, Reply)
I think the most I've spent on eBay is about £15

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:09, Reply)
I use Amazon more than ebay.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:12, Reply)
Ebay is shit.
More often than not I can get stuff cheaper on Amazon. It's only clothes I get off Ebay now.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:14, Reply)
That's all very nice.
I think what I need is a new phone.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:15, Reply)
I have ordered Hanafuda cards from ebay
They are now somewhere between Japan and my house *excites* I am REALLY excited about this.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:20, Reply)
*googles*
Ah! very nice.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:24, Reply)
I now just need to teach people how to play Koi Koi and I'm set!

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:24, Reply)
I hate Amazon Store, they don't tell you how much delivery is and if you're buying from a few sellers then it costs so much.
They don't even tell you until after you've paid.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:26, Reply)
That's why you should buy everything from Play.com

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:34, Reply)
I bought an 80GB external for about 100 quid
Which tells you how long ago that was
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:14, Reply)
six years?

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:21, Reply)
*pulls corners of eyes*
HARRO!
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:25, Reply)
Racist!!!

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:29, Reply)
I know I am, but what are you?

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:29, Reply)
Ha that got you didn't it?
Ha, I say. Ha.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:32, Reply)
Nope.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:33, Reply)
A large older lady with bad taste in men.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:32, Reply)
I feel like Marie Curie when she was dying of radiation poisoning.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:36, Reply)
I was forced, FORCED to drink wine last night
As such, I have the tingle of hangover too
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:37, Reply)
You should get a cold and then drink wine.
It's the way forward. Trust me.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:38, Reply)
Can everyone stop talking about drink please?

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:39, Reply)
Pub at lunchtime will help

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:40, Reply)
Not an option for me, sadly.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:41, Reply)
I shall pour one for the homies who can't be there

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:43, Reply)
Wet Ham Man RIP my niggah.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:44, Reply)
He was our Biggie Smalls of hearts.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:45, Reply)
fo sho

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:47, Reply)
Biggie Smalls was shit
We've been over this. Can't you think of a decent dead rapper? Law of averages says there must be one. What about Tupac? If you ignore the posthumous dross?
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:47, Reply)
That's just the way it is

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:47, Reply)
I can think of loads.
Big L, for example, was fucking brilliant. Cowboy from the Furious 5, equally great.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:50, Reply)
Apart from 'I Get Around' Tupac was fucking terrible.
'California Love', my shitpipe. An infinitely superior use of 'Woman to Woman' by Joe Cocker is 'Funky' by the Ultramagnetic MCs.

Not that anyone cares.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:51, Reply)
Not so
I like California Love but that's more to do with Dre than Tupac, and I know you're not a fan. I will, however, look up this song of which you speak. As I said, am always happy to receive recommendations.

Anyone posting the following strikethrough; recommendations cock

is shit and dull
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:57, Reply)
The Ultramagnetic MCs were fucking incredible.
Hugely ahead of their time.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:58, Reply)
Dr Gay, I call him.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:01, Reply)
He doesn't smoke weed or sess.
It's known to give a brother brain damage, you see.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:02, Reply)

California quenders
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:00, Reply)
I knew it wouldn't end well when I found out who you were dining with : )

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:40, Reply)
We had a right old laugh.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:42, Reply)
He is a laugh, I'll give him that.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:42, Reply)
I have a cold too

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:40, Reply)
I have been alcohol-free since the wedding on Saturday
I am making up for this in spectacular style tonight
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:39, Reply)
I has discovered that tea, no matter how strong is no substitute for coffee in the morning.
This distresses me and makes me feel very Un-British.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:44, Reply)
You'll be eating croissants for breakfast next.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:45, Reply)
Nope, I'm, not Vipros
although I'm sure it's loverly, he certainly seems happy with it. I shall likely be having an ill-advised danish from the sandwitch man when he comes round.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:03, Reply)
Ill-advised Danish, you say?

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:12, Reply)
INFIDEL!

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:13, Reply)
well, as I'm sure you'r all on the edge of you seats...
There were no Danishs (i'm not putting an apostrophe there but how the hell do you pluralise Danish?), so have gone for a Double Decker as it's Friday.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:15, Reply)
Danishes, I reckon.
Thanks for the update - be sure to also tell us when you go for a poo, won't you?
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:16, Reply)
usually mid-afternoon
I'll let you know if there's any change in routine.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:22, Reply)
That would be very much appreciated.
I have to update Chompy's spreadsheet for him seeing as he's away.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:23, Reply)
I shall.
Do you want me to count the times I just sit there and play Angry Birds for 10 minutes to escape from my co-workers or only the times I actually take a dump?
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)
Double Deckers are rank.
Should have had a Lion bar.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:19, Reply)
there were no Lion bars
and anyway Lion bars are fucking bent, if I may use the boycism
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:22, Reply)
I can see us falling out over this.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:26, Reply)
well, I'd offer to arm wrestle you over it, but you'd win
Chess?
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:28, Reply)
You are right, I would win.
I can't play chess though. How about ludo?
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:30, Reply)
nah, let's stick to Chess.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:02, Reply)
That's not the tea
It's the communism. And the beard.

*sound of straws being clutched at*
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:45, Reply)
beards are a fine British tradition
and while it's not strictly part of the beard I think my handlebar moustache is simply spiffing. I'm not really a communist, shh don't tell anyone.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:05, Reply)
I want to award two retrospective POTDs to the following:
Kroney for DefCon Bongle
Jeff for Niki Lauda's ears

I was laughing my fucking head off on the metro reading them last night!
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:45, Reply)
Same here, but I was at work.
Strangled laughter gets some very strange looks.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:59, Reply)
Funniest posts I've read for a long time

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:00, Reply)
Not as much as strangled prostitutes, I've found.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:00, Reply)
Not in work, Monters
I've told you about this before
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:01, Reply)
You worry me.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:02, Reply)
I'm a worrying kind of guy.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:03, Reply)
I've noticed.
But in other news... Sky's got another cop show on the go- in Cambridge??

Surely that's one of the softest places in the UK?
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:14, Reply)
They should film it in Southampton.
They are fucking barbarians there.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:15, Reply)
Don't know, I've never been.
Portsmouth on the other hand is the circle of Hell that Dante missed out.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:23, Reply)
Portsmouth is beyond hideous.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:24, Reply)
Yeah, it's enough to drive a man to drink.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:28, Reply)
I'm warning you.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:39, Reply)
It's a wart on the South coast

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:28, Reply)
Warts?
Huh? Yeah... what are they good for?
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:30, Reply)
Absolutely nothing.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:33, Reply)
Why have I laughed at this?

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:35, Reply)
You're tired and overwrought?

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:36, Reply)
Because you're still tired and emotional?

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:39, Reply)
Where is everyone. I need amusement.
I've got nothing to do that I can't put off till Monday and a fuzzy head.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:20, Reply)
*waves*

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:21, Reply)
Hi hon!
How is that fat women you live with?
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:22, Reply)
Haha
She's well, tired and grumpy now, she has one more week at work then a year off! I think she'll love it, I can't tell you how many mums and babbas are wanding around my part of town on weekday mornings
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:24, Reply)
Bless her little cotton socks!
I would imagine towards the end you just want the damn thing out.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:31, Reply)
I'm here
but not very entertaining, although, I have, in the spirit of the thread discovered that my moustache is more of an 'English' than a 'Handlebar', which I feel make up for the failure of tea alone to revive me this morning.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:25, Reply)
I always assumed that you had a Rasputin beard full of crows

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)
That wouild totally rock
except maybe the crows part, but I think I could pull off the whole mad monk look. I'll file it away in my big book of Facial Hair Styles I Haven't Tried Yet.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:30, Reply)
Pictures please.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)
First the nipples, now the moustache
good god woman, are there no limits to you perverted desires?

Oh, OK then here you go
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:31, Reply)
hahaha!

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:32, Reply)
You are Wilf Lunn AICMFP

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:44, Reply)
I used to love watching him tinkering on the telly.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:48, Reply)
The Great Egg Race just popped into my head
Prof Heinz Wolff FTW
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:52, Reply)
I used to babsit his son's children. He was a colleague of my father's.
They were lovely. They didn't have a TV until they were aged 7 and 10.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:59, Reply)
I fucking love you

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:00, Reply)
hahaha!

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:02, Reply)
I wish I was Wilf

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)
I can't do that pre-cum thing

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:20, Reply)
Monty won't be happy about that.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:21, Reply)
He'll have to lube it up himself

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:21, Reply)
I have discovered that trying to count money
at the end of a 13hr work day makes your brain hurt, but drinking champagne when you've finished makes it all better.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:24, Reply)
Please don't mention drinking.
Thanks awfully.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:25, Reply)
I had some lovely Tanqueray Gin last night

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:26, Reply)
I know you did.
Your missus told me this morning when I popped round for my morning nosh.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)
Her cravings are getting stranger by the day

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)
You're telling me.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:30, Reply)
What, you don't want people to mention drinking?
What's wrong with mentioning the drinking of such things as beer, vodka, real ale, whiskey and many other alcoholic delights?
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:26, Reply)
I'm going for a lie down in my boss's office in a minute. He's away today, praise Jesus.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:28, Reply)
Were you drinking with Big Foot last night?

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)
Yes. And the Hendersons. They can't half put it away I tell ya.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:31, Reply)
You've got a hangover, haven't you.
I'm also very happy that Top Gear is back on our screens this weekend!
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)
Why? It's shit.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:30, Reply)
I like it.
Three blokes being idiots and messing round in fast cars, with the occasional smashed caravan or explosion.

Bliss.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:31, Reply)
That little cunt who had that massive car crash is one of the most irritating people on television.
He's such a little turd.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:36, Reply)
Yes, and they take the piss out of him a lot.
James May seems like someone I'd enjoy a drink or two with, outside of the whole Cpt Slow persona, and I'm told Jeremy Clarkson owns an organic dairy farm or something.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:38, Reply)
Did you see his thing with Oz Clarke?
Show I mean, not gay affair.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:42, Reply)
I did. His 'wilfully ignorant about wine' act was unconvincing in the extreme.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:47, Reply)
The whole thing feels massively false and put on

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:44, Reply)
I am going to have a Bloody Mary when I get into work
with a dash of port for extra nominess.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)
That sounds nice.
Might nip down the pub this lunchtime for a pint or two. The one round the corner from work does a brilliant Guinness.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)
Cheers (/Legless)
You have made the what pint decision for me.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:48, Reply)
I had 3 cans of Tanglefoot last night
I feel fine this morning. Just thought I'd share.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:42, Reply)
In other news, I have a new customer who goes by the name of 'Mrs Tossar'.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:38, Reply)
I have just been turned down for our new server name of defconbongle
I am most upset
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:43, Reply)
hahaha

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:43, Reply)
When I re-build my VM I'm calling it that

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:51, Reply)
Some people have no sense of humour.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:44, Reply)
It has been named naga in honour of the failed Curry Hell attempt

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:46, Reply)
Mrs. Catherine Olivia Charlene Kim Tossar

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:43, Reply)
No.
It's Mrs. Narinder Amy Kathleen Emma Rachel Sally Imelda Suzanne Aileen Tossar.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:48, Reply)
LOL!!!!!

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:49, Reply)
Oh you!

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:49, Reply)
I know!!! I'm incorrigible, aren't I!!!

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:50, Reply)
The word is hungover

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:50, Reply)
incontinent

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:51, Reply)
insolvent

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:57, Reply)
WONCHU TAKE ME TOOO FUNKY TOOOOOWN

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:57, Reply)
FUNKY TOWN! WONT YOU TAKE ME TO.....FUN...KEY TOWN!!!!

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:58, Reply)
OK but I have to be back by six so you'd better be ready to leave in the next half hour.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:00, Reply)
ZIPPIN' UP MA BOOTS
As we speak
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)
Are they made for walkin'?

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)
Yes. They're Merrell.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:06, Reply)

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