I'm going for a lie down in my boss's office in a minute. He's away today, praise Jesus.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:28, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Were you drinking with Big Foot last night?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Yes. And the Hendersons. They can't half put it away I tell ya.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:31, Reply)

You've got a hangover, haven't you.
I'm also very happy that Top Gear is back on our screens this weekend!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Why? It's shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:30, Reply)

I like it.
Three blokes being idiots and messing round in fast cars, with the occasional smashed caravan or explosion.

Bliss.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:31, Reply)

That little cunt who had that massive car crash is one of the most irritating people on television.
He's such a little turd.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Yes, and they take the piss out of him a lot.
James May seems like someone I'd enjoy a drink or two with, outside of the whole Cpt Slow persona, and I'm told Jeremy Clarkson owns an organic dairy farm or something.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Did you see his thing with Oz Clarke?
Show I mean, not gay affair.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I did. His 'wilfully ignorant about wine' act was unconvincing in the extreme.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:47, Reply)

The whole thing feels massively false and put on

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:44, Reply)