Bette Midler's looking well on BBC2.
Not sure she's very 'Glastonbury' but I've never been so I have no right to criticise.
Tricky came on stage, shuffled and hissed, Bette covered Alanis Morrissette and The Eurythmics in an attempt to appear less remote and bland.
All-in-all, she's winning the kids over.
I think.
Oh, she's barking. No, literally, like a canine.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:49, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I don't see why anyone there is anywhere
but at Queens of the Stone Age gig
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:50, Reply)

How many covers is the daft mare gonna do? Is this to keep 'the kids' interested.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:02, Reply)

What the actual fuck is she singing now?
and more importantly, why am I watching it?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:07, Reply)

I can't look away!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:11, Reply)

I notice
she has fat backing singers off to the side. Dressing them white might not have been a great idea.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:14, Reply)

It's no different to a bride picking her most ugly mates to be bridesmaids.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:17, Reply)

*crosses fingers*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:17, Reply)

She seems to have forgotten who she is.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:20, Reply)

I see she's gone through her own back catalogue
and is now ploughing through Destiny's Child's greatest hits.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:21, Reply)

I'm hoping she runs out of them as well and does some Adge Cutler and the Wurzels.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:22, Reply)

You missed the Chas and Dave medley

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:29, Reply)

That's a shame.
I'll try and catch it on the iPlayer. I'll bet Beyonce singing 'the sideboard song' was fantastic.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:30, Reply)

Gertcha

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:33, Reply)

And she said motherfucker instead of mothersortitout

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:34, Reply)

Did you mention dogs?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:08, Reply)

Two legs, Jeff, two.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:13, Reply)

You're on about Beyonce aren't you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:14, Reply)

Two legs bad.
Four legs good.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:15, Reply)

www.rathergood.com/alf
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:16, Reply)

I had that as my fb status earlier

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:30, Reply)

It's a classic.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:31, Reply)